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a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

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me going to the doctor for my chronic pain

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I keep swooning like a Victorian lady

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Just listened to the Ballad of Booth again last night and I’m not over how aware of the Balladeer JWB is. At least verbally. Guiteau has that little back and forth with the Balladeer at the end of his song but the Balladeer starts it, and Czolgosz doesn’t verbally acknowledge the Balladeer at all until everyone does during Another National Anthem.

All three ballads prove that the Balladeer is an actual living person that exists in the world of Assassins and not some Timeless Metaphorical Narrator Guy (tm) whose existence is bound to the fourth wall. So if all the assassins know they exist, why does Booth give them the most time of day of all three successful assassins? The Balladeer could’ve just gotten his nerves, yeah. But I don’t like that answer. That isn’t a fun answer. I want a fun answer. Plus, with the way Czolgosz is characterized in the musical, I see him getting along with the Balladeer even less than Booth does, and yet he doesn’t verbally acknowledge the Balladeer at all during his ballad. I’m probably reading WAY too deep into all of this, but alas, that is how my brain works.

Also kinda funny that this lined up to where I’m posting this on Booth’s birthday. Have the birthday you deserve, racist piece of shit. Your brother was a better actor anyways

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I have only seen like 10-15 episodes(I can’t rember) of SPN but I can say one thing for sure: Dean Winchester is a slut???

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Adding on to my last Assassins post, it’s also interesting that, in the original cast recording, Czolgosz doesn’t have a single line in his entire ballad. And the broadway cast recording has “no thank you” as his only line in the entire song in response to a kid asking him if he wanted a sip of their drink.

So only does Leon not verbally acknowledge the balladeer in his own ballad, but at most gets an entire 3 words in his own freaking song.

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heartbreaking penis shortage hitting america. "they all just fell off and crawled away" says witness

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Okay but honestly fucking shit like this when they show Zuko’s scar side when talking about Sozin and then having the bar pass and have his non-scar side when Iroh says Roku is his great grandfather if EXACTLY the kind of shit that elevates this show to where really no other show has ever come and probably never will

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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

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Great cheer-y! Was stressed about mid terms because I thought they were today; they are tomorrow!!

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ever since I was a little girl I’ve been a bitch

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You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

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My friend who lives in a different country took a photo of a snail she saw because she knew I'd wanna see it. I feel very loved and understood

Well, you're in luck, anon, because I too enjoy taking photos of snails and slugs every time I see one! Allow me to present you with some examples.

These three little guys were hanging out just outside of Berlin, save for the first one. That's a city baby. Found it on my way back from school, strolling down the sidewalk without a care in the world.

Now this is a special one. It doesn't seem like much in this photo, and I left out the one including my finger as a comparison, but this snail was the size of my hand. Big baby. I suspect it's a giant African land snail, which is an invasive species and probably a big pest to locals, but pretty to look at nonetheless. We found it in Bali last year!

Friendly reminder that if you ever want to move a snail out of the way, you should tap on their shell and allow them to retreat first! Plucking them off abruptly can damage their skin or harm them!

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omw to lie to my psychologist about everything!! >w<

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im a whore for rain

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im a whore for rain

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i am quite bad at responding I'm a normal way to people