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It’s moooon reveeeeenge woooooooo~ 🎵🎶 Loved this song when I was a kid and still do today. Sailor moon was and forever will be AMAZING!

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I feel called out. 🤣

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quick dragon

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Some more Rooster backstory comics >:3 Make sure to check out the podcast if you haven't already, plus we just released episode 3! :3 Fool's Gold SANDS

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Academic requirements

Coach received some worrying information about one of his star players, DE1. His performance at practice and during games was still very good, great even. But it was all overshadowed by some disturbing reports. DE1 's grades have gone up since last season and he was seen walking around campus with a textbook in his hand. Moreover, his turnout at frat events dropped below 100% and he has been seen interacting with multiple nerds at least three times within the previous two weeks.

This was enough for Coach to get concerned, so he invited DE1 for a chat in his office. The jock entered the room and sat in a chair in front of Coach's desk. DE1 was one of Coach's finest specimens - he was absolutely huge. 6'5 and 260 pounds of pure muscle, with arms ready to tackle a mountain, pecs and shoulders prepared to withstand the pressure of the entire offensive line and legs the size of tree trunks. An absolute stud, and perfect advertisement of Coach's training methods.

Coach greeted DE1 and explained why he asked him to come - he laid out all the concerning rumors that were spreading withing the building of the Athletics Department - about his focus on studying and interacting with non-jocks. DE1, in turn, was confused by what he heard and didn't really know how to respond to his Coach's words.

He didn't have time to come up with anything to say though, as right after he finished speaking Coach turned his computer around and DE1 was now looking straight into a monitor displaying a condensed version of one of Coach's trusted hypnotic videos. The jock's attention suddenly shifted towards the screen, forgetting about anything else. His whole body relaxed in the chair, his legs now wide apart and showing off his bulge, visible through his shorts.

As the video showed shirtless jocks working out, then jocks in full gear tackling each other during a football game, then jocks partying and drinking while dancing with only boxers on, DE1 began drooling. As he did, subliminal messages continued to make their way into his brain

DUMB

BRO

FLEX

OBEY

LIFT

PARTY

JOCK

DAWG

The sounds encoded within the video only amplified these commands. Coach looked from behind the screen as his best edge rusher took in everything Coach wanted and slowly, but surely, returned to his proper ways - a jacked brute, capable only of lifting, partying and sacking every QB he encounters.

After a while the video came to an end. Coach took back his computer and DE1 blinked a few times, then wiped most of the drool form his face and scratched his crotch.

"uhhhhhhh, Coach.... what... happened, bruh?"

"Everything's fine. Let me ask you a few questions. What's your name."

"DE1, Coach, duh."

"And who are you?"

"Am the best DE in the conference, Coach!"

"What's your approach to college and classes?"

"Duuuuude, that's some nerd shit, lemme tell ya, Coach, I do just enough to go above the NCAA threshold for scholarship athletes, bro, huhuhuhuh"

"Good, DE1, and do you stay in contact with people who don't play football?"

"Ugh, dude, Coach, me? With a fuckin' nerd? Bruh, am doin' just fine with the dudes on the team. Ain't no one else I need to stay in contact with, Coach"

Coach grinned as DE1 responded exactly the way he was supposed to.

"Thanks, DE1, you're free now. Don't be late to tomorrow's practice"

"Will do, Coach!"

A day later Coach was notified of DE1 posting a shirtless photo on Instagram with the caption reading "who ready for that Alpha Phi beer fest bruhs?"

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Under Armour Jock™

He doesn't know how long he's been working for the agency. Well, maybe work is not the right word. He doesn't know how long he's been an asset of the agency. It doesn't really matter as his mind is incapable of holding thoughts about life before becoming a part of the agency, so for all intents and purposes B47 has been a model for the Under Armour Internal Agency since forever and will always be one.

B47 was a part of an experimental project of UA's PR department, the goal of which was to create the perfect model, who would be able to fit into every shoot, every ad campaign, play every role. So they got a group of men looking for a quick buck and completely drained their minds, getting rid of any personality they might have had. Later UA psychologists made these men, B47 among them, capable of perfectly adopting every archetype under the sun. Jock, bro, coach, father, son, mechanic, soldier, businessman, whatever role is needed - these Under Armour models will play every single one perfectly.

B47's agent receives information about an upcoming shoot, says to his model "Assume archetype J03" and B47's brain is filled with a cocky attitude, football skills and jock lingo. The next day means another shoot and another role. "Assume archetype C12" and the model quickly transforms into a hunky southern rancher, with a thick accent and charm.

When B47 is not in front of cameras (or standing and flexing as decoration in his agent's office) he is working out - pumping iron to make sure his pecs, abs and biceps are ready for his next assignment, always straining against his Under Armour compression shirts, tank tops and gym shorts.

The PR department is ready to begin working on another batch of these brainless muscular hunks. Have you, by any chance, sent a CV to Under Armour recently?

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More Rooster Backstory Make sure to check out ep.2 if you haven't already! Ep.2 Fool's Gold Sands

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BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

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Really love how this value sketch came out. This is wip of a worgen + Hrothgar mashup I did for a client :3

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HAPPY SUMMERWEEN! The Shape finally arrives in Camp Crystal Lake… as Michael the Mechanic! 

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Bad Apples

Don’t fuck with the halloween candy or Laurie.

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This feels criminally unfair. 😡

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it's a Pitch Black Edition Phantom Precedent Electric Golf Cart.

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