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WHAT is even the point of mind controlling a hero if it doesn't feel good. if you can't make them like it. if they don't learn to want it.

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i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

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Which one is closest to yours? Mine is like 6ish-7ish.

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me when someone posts a well-written fic so clearly full of love and passion that they’ve poured into it

me when someone posts a poorly-written fic so clearly full of love and passion that they’ve poured into it

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Romance is mysterious and important©

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More guard dog/attack dog dynamicsss......

Character A who has B wrapped around their finger and thinks they're completely in control of their precious loyal partner x Character B who is way more powerful and aware than A thinks and A only controls B because B lets them but B definitely gets off on that fact

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

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(my internet was acting up while i tried to send this, so i apologise if it was sent multiple times 😭)

does a "not beta read" tag (or variation of it) ever keep you from reading that fanfic?

yes no nuanced infinity never encountered this/dont read fanfics

i once saw someone talk about how people should stop tagging it for this reason and i wanna know how commonly people skip because of it

i once saw someone talk about how people should stop tagging it for this reason and i wanna know how commonly people skip because of it

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we need playing pretend now more than ever

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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

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*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

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writing is hard when you’re a person with thoughts and emotions and also executive dysfunction and also a deep fear of being perceived

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet