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what was that post from way back that just devolved from one sentence into nonsense, like hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy.

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ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

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the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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how is the cat ‘No’ ?

he just Is

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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PLEASE CYBERBROS DRIVE YOUR TRUCK INTO THE NEAREST LAKE. DONT WORRY ITS A FEATURE

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Hey. Don't cry. Weird teenage girl somewhere out there reading Frankenstein for the first time. Ok?

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kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

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