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do you think the first bug to pollinate a plant was classified as a monsterfucker by the other bugs

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Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

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i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

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oh fuck all the way off to hell

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the popularity of the -core suffix has resulted in people using "grindcore" to tag posts about how hard their studying for their exams so maybe we should wrap it up

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Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina

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social media relativity within the average 10k+ note post on this site: a new theory i’ve been working on

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i wish dog owners would shut the fuck up sometimes

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Not a furry but I think all humans should have tails because it would be soooo fucking sexy and hot and so sexy

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a light and a shadow

I think Volo is Barry’s ancestor

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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

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🏳️‍⚧️Coming Out🏳️‍⚧️

I'm trans.

Happy pride month.

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(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

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the boat with aid that greta thunberg is on is being surrounded by a drone but they refuse to retreat