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Say what you want about the 2023 Shakespeare in The Park production of Hamlet, but the choices made in that play WORKED. Having Hamlet wear a black hoodie and camo pants and him dramatically putting his hood up when he was pissed off was inspired. Having Horatio video tape Claudius on an iPhone camera from the side of the stage during the play within the play was hilarious. Having the play within the play be a hip hop dance number that represented the murder!?! Fantastic. Having Ophelia be a singer before she went mad and having a beautiful voice that everyone loved to listen to and then seeing her singing get worse and worse as she got nearer to death?!?! Hamlet pulling out his iphone after killing Polonius to show his mom a picture of his dad compared to a picture of Claudius and angrily swiping back and forth between the two as he said “What judgement would step from this… to this?” The crowd fucking lost it every time. Horatio singing to Hamlet as he died made me fully sob every time. The way they did the ghost on stage was so chilling and I can’t even accurately describe it, you just had to be there. Hamlet being deeply exasperated the entire time was just perfect. Hamlet and Horatio had a secret handshake. Laertes inexplicably carried an acoustic guitar case for much of the play which was very funny but also hit you with the heartbreaking implication that he had used to play while Ophelia sang and he stopped carrying it after she died. It was peak teenage-angst-hamlet and it was so dear to me. PLEASE if anyone has a recording, send it to me.

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Homeless

Exactly what it says on the tin. Was discharged from the hospital and sent to a shelter and its all been downhill from there. Legs got infected twice and my organs briefly turned on me whilst im stranded in a city rife with disease and the bill for my storage unit came in and im short on money

please, anything helps. P@ypal is teregeorge98@gmail.com

$0/$750

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Have you played UPRIVER, DOWNRIVER

By Ella Watts

All you’ve ever known is the Great River.

Gather your crew and swear a magical Oath — to each other, to your ship, and to your goal to reach the Source of the River or cross the horizon of the Sea. No one has ever found the Source and no one has ever come back from the Sea. Journey to four locations along the River, each tied to one of the major arcana, never moving backwards and never lingering for more than 72 hours, but impacting life on the River all the same.

Your time on the River is short, but that it is insignificant.

Upriver, Downriver uses a combination of polyhedral dice and tarot cards to guide the narrative through four to twelve 3-4 hour sessions.

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mods. eat this guy

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and god said to the angels: the age of prophets has come to a close. Speak not to mortal men, unless they get high enough. Then it's fine.

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ok this commission post will be kinda informal!

i'm no good with all these "portrait/waist/halfbody" examples

but i know i'm pretty good with little vignettes, with character inventories, simple scenes etc

i'm including examples, but let's be realistic:

- i'm not being realistic in my art, it's all pretty cartoony

- i can draw you, say, a horse or a big robot and will enjoy that, but they'll be interpreted in my style

- i prefer to draw things i like (i've been into f@tt, danger days, elder scrolls, gundam, pathologic and many other things lately) but i'm chill to learn more about your personal projects if you want something made for those! i was commissioned to make oc art many times

- i reserve the right to refuse the commission but i will explain why

- as a usual disclaimer people do: i do draw erotic art, i just suck at it

Flat pricing for a piece loosely fitting these examples - 35$ paypal

If you want something smaller or bigger done - dm me! Can do :)

Currently 5/5 slots open

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having a real "i know what i have to do but i dont know if i have the strength to do it" as i look down the barrel of (re)finishing this game

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Almost

My ocs Rimerock (right, he/him) and Larksharius (left, they/them)

Lark picked up a wounded knight. They didn't hurt him aaaaa!

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friend server has changed our nicknames to various things you might find in a haunted house or whatnot so whenever one of us has a tough time it produces really good sentences such as “keep going you can do it creepy spider” and “terrifying shadow i hope you feel better soon” and “thank you sinister glow you’re always there for me”

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KATABASIS UPDATE DONE

gonna take a break, give the whole thing a once-over, n then probably publish it tomorrow!

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howdy all!!

some of you may remember that i had top surgery back in january of this year. the sale i had to raise money for it was hugely helpful, and i thank all of yall so much for your support with that

unfortunately i didnt have a lot of time between when i was able to schedule the surgery to when the surgery took place to raise money and i ended up about ... $7000 short ... i was able to get the surgery and its been absolutely wonderful and life changing, truly a decade and a half long dream come true, but im now several thousand dollars in debt and thats been hanging over my head in a big way

so ... im hosting a jam!! submissions to the jam will be put in a bundle and proceeds from the bundle will go towards paying off the debt. which means any submissions would be a charitable donation and i will be so so so grateful for them

the jam is gonna go for a few weeks (till may 10th) and then the bundle will run until my birthday on june 14th :o) helping to get some of this paid off will be such a good birthday present

more details on the jam page. spreading the word is soooo appreciated!!!

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(May 4) commissions are open :> only a few slots are available right now!

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When the Riddle is bad

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An Elf who is really into recreationally microdosing on sleep, and dreams

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When my partner headed out for a work-related dinner, I decided I’d cook for myself for a change. I defrosted a salmon fillet, fired up the broiler, and got everything ready. What happened next was both humbling and strangely exalting—what I now call “the salmon incident.”

And I was doing so well.

https://emails.hecticelectron.com/posts/and-i-was-doing-so-well