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alright good morning to you too bitch
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being woken up early on the weekend mood
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“Money can’t make you happy”
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
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Bae : tell me something sexy in Spanish
Me : Quiero proponerte un negocio: un atraco… un atraco singular. Estoy buscando a gente que no tiene mucho que perder. Como te suenan 2.400 millones de euro?
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my pet: *does anything*
me:
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stop waiting on men to validate you. you’re pretty. you’re smart. you’re interesting. you’re worth time & effort. you deserve to be loved. you need to know these things and truly believe them. don’t wait on some man to come along and tell you.
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