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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank
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#the fucking riverdale seventeen cover#do i like it yes but that would be highkey embarrassing to have as your theme lol
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Reblog this with a celebrity that you share a birthday with in the tags
#brad dourif baybeeee#(for context he is grima wormtongue in lotr#and also piter de vries in the og dune movie. one of these is slightly more relevant)
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just thinking about riverdale line deliveries. here’s a small compilation of some of my favorites
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happy pride month 2025!!
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(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY
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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again
#i got off at 12 then stayed up until 4 bcos yeah why would i want to like go to work faster. ew#also. comic com panels to watch. im a busy man the daylight hours are not enough
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umm beronica
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Tracklist:
Young • Diamonds • Another One • My Oasis • So Serious • Dance ('Til You Love Someone Else) • For The Lover That I Lost • Breaking Hearts • Forgive Myself • Love Goes • Kids Again • Dancing With A Stranger • How Do You Sleep? • To Die For • I'm Ready • Fire On Fire • Promises
Spotify ♪ YouTube
#*looks into camera* have i heard fire on fire. well gee i just don’t know.#someone tell me if sam smith is actually good or if thats an outlier lol
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betty cooper could kill marion crane but norman bates couldnt sing seventeen from heathers the musical
#betty simply has the range 😔#would say im sorry for making everybody see riverdale in year of our lord 2025 but have u considered. i love it.#riverdale
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"I asked Chatgpt" "I asked Grok" well I asked Mikey. He told me to get the fries. I'll need the energy in the coming days.

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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
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Excuse me, professor? So, um, you paired me with Strawberry Shortcake for this assignment. Yeah so, she proofread my paper, but the only changes she made were crossing out every instance of 'very' and replacing it with 'berry'?
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