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I have an out of time tumblr sexyman for you all.

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"She never came back, so she cannot keep her promise."

The Librarians: The Next Chapter S01E03 And the Ghost Train.

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vikram being a swiftie is FULLY CANON i love this show

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The Librarians: The Next Chapter S01E01 And the Deadly Drekavac.

Bonus:

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absolutetly commendable of the librarians to let the weird bisexual neurodivergent math girl be the one with the most pull.

like you got the usually popular archetypes of "badboy w a heart of gold" and "daddy issues" and then cassandras just like science :) and every girl in a 10 miles radius is like pls eat me out im begging

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shoutout to rebecca romijn for changing the entire trajectory of my life when she just casually lifted john larroquette's entire six-foot-four self on her back

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It's not a want it's a NEED

Epic fans, we are continuing to get overwhelmingly positive feedback from fans about The Librarians Adventure Card Game. More of you backed the base game on #Kickstarter and now want the expansions! Well, we have a very limited stock via the online store! Get it now before it is too late!  https://buff.ly/3vur2VA

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Actually curious; how many people watched ‘The Librarian: Quest for the Spear’ (2004) ‘The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines’ (2005) and ‘The Librarian: the Curse of the Judas Chalice’ (2008) before watching ‘The Librarians’ (2014)??

Be it in those years or binged all together

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Can I just say? I love the way The Librarians shows that Eve is extremely competent.

The way she manages to slip away, catch all the enemy scouts, take them out, and still keep enough of an eye on her charges that she’s not even that disoriented when she steps out of the museum in the pilot

That she not only sends Ezekiel back to return the necklace he stole, she also notices and returns the other one he was trying to keep in the second episode

In fact, she pretty much always notices when Ezekiel is stealing without (her) permission

And I’m pretty sure he only steals from her once and considering how not surprised she is by this I’d venture to say she was aware of his actions even then

The way her steps are absolutely silent in the haunted house

The casual tracking in both And the Hollow Men and And the Fangs of Death

The fact that she’s the one to figure out how to handle a torpedo launch and run away sub in And the Rise in Chaos when that’s clearly not even her department

The casual fluency in several languages when shits just going down (that no one ever comments on???)

The fact that they always always always refer to her as Colonel

And that’s not even touching on her tactical/combat experience/ability because y’know, Guardian, kind of implied

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Y'know, if Flynn and Eve swapped which Librarian they were going to collect in the pilot Flynn's meeting with Jake would've gone about the same as it did in the show except with more explanatory dialogue in the middle of fighting. Whereas Eve and Ezekiel's would've been about all of 5 seconds.

Ezekiel: Why is that guard holding a knife?

Eve: Not a guard. Assassin hired to kill you.

Ezekiel: Okay, well watch my back for a min--gack

Eve: *grabbing him by the scruff* Nope. Time to go.

Ezekiel: But my knife!

Eve: People are trying to kill you. We are leaving!

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Hot Take:

the autistic spectrum is not

less autistic --------- more autistic

it's

Jenkins ----------- Flynn

Jenkins being "I'm grumpy because I just want to be left alone so I can obsess over weird things in peace, but there are a bunch of loud people in my personal space, upsetting my routines, and it's making my brain stop working"

and Flynn being "I'm a sensory seeking, stimmy little infodumper, and I'm about to make that YOUR problem. wanna learn about the history of the textile industry? oh.... well then today is..... NOT your lucky day! because you are going to."

Jenkins shuts down, Flynn melts down.

anyway, everything about The Librarians is autistic. everything.

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Look, sometimes I don't have anything especially important to say about my special interests. Sometimes I just rotate them in my brain like I'm pre-heating them in the microwave while excitedly vibrating at the speed of sound

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so did “and the heart of darkness” infect anyone else’s brain back in 2015 or was that just me

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“Cassandra, please do not fangirl over the arch-villain”

I love Eve so much

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Charley and Eight! i finally made my friend cosplay Charley with me!! my fave pics i have ever seen i was waiting to cosplay both of them for so long and here she is!!! (my lovely friend @shinyrockalaska !! who gave her premmision to post this)

(featuring a completely innocent pic of them holding hands nothing terrible is happening here :)

here are more shots of us and her!!

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Chang Lee is who Flynn THINKS Ezekiel is