Here are some quotes I encounter through my life. Some are inspiring, some are funny, and some are unbelievable I actually heard them. However, one thing will remain consistant through joy and sorrow. The significant, utter, debilitating LACK of context. Enjoy!
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"Oh, are you choking?" *Raspy voice* "Yes" "LIAR!"
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"Ya don't need blankets if you're a burrito!"
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"I'm never gonna be a rubber chicken!" *Sighs tragically*
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“Alrighty then... Let’s take your water source?”
*Head nod*
“Type O+”
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"I already have some mustache hair!" #quote #who needs context #mustache
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“Pie charts are a thing. But they are also a stupid thing.”
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