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[onceuponaroast]

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

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I’m not built for this nonchalant bs. I was made for soul crushing, borderline obsessive, endless devotion.

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*makes this noise at you*

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Unmute !

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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bathroom graffiti is an important part of any public ecosystem

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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Stinky Bear motivation. Extra rolls for Initiative

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.