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Research? All I do is poke people. Or sometimes give em a good slap. That'll cure what ails ya!

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It's true!

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Somehow, placed perfectly in the middle of his desk, is something that would functionally be considered a letter. Functionally is a key word in this sentence, because is it not on paper - neither is it properly addressed nor in an envelope. It’s stained, and crumpled, and smells like an oil rig crawled into and died within a corpse, and it’s written on the back of a Walmart receipt for ungodly amounts of clearance Easter candy - the thing looks like a laundry list at this point - and cotton candy flavored vape juice. Oh, and a few apple juice boxes, the sort with characters on top, and a pack of chocolate chip cookies, the little bite size kind. The writing looks no more advanced than a toddler’s and is possibly scrawled in oil, perhaps the juice excreted from chewing tobacco. It is, however, legible. Another thing it is would be reeking of something worse than death, along with being nothing close to a hostly letter from either side. Its incredibly limited legibility read as thus.

happy rebirthay mr christ

want gift? find alliey

— pol

*blinks, rubs eyes*

Ah, fuck. I overslept.

Who's alliey?

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*hits the Snooze button*

i have noticed that i tend to refer to jesus as "the boy" rather than use his name. i suspect this is out of some half-hidden fear of blasphemy. which is silly, because i'm literally writing devil fan fic. i passed blasphemy long ago.

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That's legit. I am The Boy.

i have noticed that i tend to refer to jesus as "the boy" rather than use his name. i suspect this is out of some half-hidden fear of blasphemy. which is silly, because i'm literally writing devil fan fic. i passed blasphemy long ago.

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I wanted to make a post about how through theological deduction, I can come to the conclusion that curiosity is either inherently a sin, or an essential requirement of it, but then I remembered that some fish do migrate, and my whole theory fell apart.

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That's exactly how it was, yeah;)

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plot twist jesus was like that after experiencing ego death from too many shrooms

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One of the biggest issues of moving to England as a person who is Ukrainian AND neurodivergent is not knowing how to answer the small talk question of "how are you", but today I was reminded that Ukrainian blessed me with the phrase that roughly translates as "living is hard but dying would be a pity" and can we please naturalise it so I can use it all day every day

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I'm always up for a good releasing-from-bondage scene!

Remember them times you set me free @one-coming-is-enough ? ;)

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Aww, I've always wanted to be a blorbo!

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

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I'm always up for a good wining. It's my favorite miracle to do!

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feeling myself

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Hey boss,

I'm trying to throw an epic party. Much tempting will be happening. I just need a miracle block for the day at that human residence to get things going, wouldn't want any celestials interfering and ruining the mood. Is that an ok from you that I can pass on to Lord Beelzebub?

- Lucifuge Rofocale, demon

Sorry I saw this a little late -- swamped with paperwork.

Epic parties are always great. I don't see why you need a miracle blocker though. Just draw a nice salt and brimstone circle around the place and you'll be set!

Did I ever tell you about the wedding I went to in Cana? Good party until the wine ran out, and then I had to turn a bunch of well water into a dry white. Tasted pretty minerally, not my best work.

Trust me. Have miracles at your party.

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thinking about this again and how much had to line up for it to work

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All memes are forgiven as long as they're funny.

😅