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Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

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Ahh i am so hungry ! Feed me yumy bricks!

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Listen...

I've had cancer, have chronic pain everyday, have to self cath. But the illness that most makes me want to commit crimes is IBS.

want to create a series where the super villain blames everything bad he's ever done on "his illness" but its just ibs

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Men really think that women’s liberation is about whether or not we let them view our bodies lmao

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I say, jolly good show, chaps. And did I panic? I think not.

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them: you don’t watch game of thrones?? really? how come?

me: 

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you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?

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YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

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I can't get over that Perry could easily just humiliate him in front of the crowd, but instead, he help him

Also the fact that Perry can only control Doof's arms and legs. Doofenschmirtz freestyled the whole song.

It's a bop

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the hex girls: we may look bad but we don’t care!

me as a kid: wtf are they talking about??? they look great

me now, gay and no longer in denial about it: OH they meant bad as in scary… they’re still hot though

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE