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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

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I got two wisdom teeth taken out last year and i can’t believe the tooth fairy didn’t come to pay me. I had to fork out $900 to get them removed in the chair and hardly got a cent from that bitch i want a refund

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I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

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BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

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the key to understanding kermit is that line from the original muppet series where lesley anne warren is like "i thought you were the only person here who wasn't crazy" and kermits like "me not crazy? i hired the others" that guy loves chaos. he loves crazy shit, and he loves being the guy who has to handle the crazy shit. he deliberately creates these circumstances! he puts himself in these positions! and then he's like "i cant believe youre making me do this." anyway that frog is more human than any of us

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ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY one of the replies said “so candy guy is into it but

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

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#he had manners for about 7 seconds before the new yorker took over

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1.07 • "We Find Out the Truth, Sort Of"

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians | 1x07 "We Find Out the Truth, Sort Of"

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one of my classes here is on masculinity and literature and yesterday the lecturer was talking about how masculinity is purposefully non-reflective because reflection pokes holes in it and he brought up the old cartoon bit where a character runs off a cliff and as long as they keep running and don’t look down they’re fine. but the minute they stop to think they fall. and that’s masculinity and honestly it was fucking brilliant

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this image has done so much for my perception of myself it isnt even funny

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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

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what’s happening with santa

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#LateStageCapitalism

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i’m so lonely, i’m lying in my bed, neck at 90 degrees with 3 pillows behind me, and opened snapchat with the front facing camera mode on and thought my pillow was another person for a sec… i promise you it’s no anime girl body pillow, just a normal ass frilly floral ass decorative pillow and somehow i thought it was a person in my reflection i-