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There’s a reason your boss lies to you about union membership.

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I grabbed all my art supplies, my colored pencils, alcohol markers, and a perfect piece of paper to draw on. I was feeling inspired! As soon as I sat down, this was my vision...😌

A cat with a strawberry >:]

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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

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scroll for me my angel of blogging

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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landleech? and a cat hater? actually, that tracks…

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"Stop being funnier than me on my own post" is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like "hang on lemme look that up...yeah this is funny" and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let's build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you've really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here's the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction

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i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

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season 1 archival staff dont ask me why theyre all half naked

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i wish they had a chance to relax

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

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kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

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俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。

My excellent tail belongs to me alone.

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I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

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water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.