one-of-the-them - Tumblr blog

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Hey heads up you shouldn’t post extremely depraved and disgustingly horny fantasies on your tumblr blog unless you want a beautiful and mean woman to force you to read them out loud for her on call. Just a warning. Yknow. So you can avoid this…

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"The Stoppables"

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

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Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

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seen in Portland Oregon

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

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google it

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went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"

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This meme's ruining my fucking life

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024