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Yeah of course. *He took another sip and handed the bottle back.*

HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.

[one-sixer-please]

Oh my...I'm sorry...

HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.

[one-sixer-please]

You've had an eventful week, huh? And..do you want to elaborate on that?

HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.

[one-sixer-please]

Pretty great, honestly.

HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.

[one-sixer-please]

*He took a large sip, ignoring the triangle saliva. It's like an indirect kiss!*

HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.

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Ooh, sure. Honestly, since being with you I've been craving alcohol a lot more than normal. Is that bad?

HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.

[one-sixer-please]

Well, am I dead right now? I'm not. So relax, it's fine..

HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.

[one-sixer-please]

It's a child, dear! It's not worth your breath.

HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.

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Haha, exactly!

"YOU'RE LETTING THAT THING STAY IN YOUR HOME AFTER EVERYTHING HE'S DONE!?"

...It wasn't my choice. The axolotl had some bright idea for him to cope. I hate every bit of it. Do you want him?

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*He sighed.* Look, I don't care what you do with him. I want him out of our lives. He can hardly count to four. It's not like he can fight back or anything.

"YOU'RE LETTING THAT THING STAY IN YOUR HOME AFTER EVERYTHING HE'S DONE!?"

...It wasn't my choice. The axolotl had some bright idea for him to cope. I hate every bit of it. Do you want him?

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My offer still stands. You can have him.

"YOU'RE LETTING THAT THING STAY IN YOUR HOME AFTER EVERYTHING HE'S DONE!?"

...It wasn't my choice. The axolotl had some bright idea for him to cope. I hate every bit of it. Do you want him?

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Yeah..

"YOU'RE LETTING THAT THING STAY IN YOUR HOME AFTER EVERYTHING HE'S DONE!?"

...It wasn't my choice. The axolotl had some bright idea for him to cope. I hate every bit of it. Do you want him?

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Worse, under Soos.

"YOU'RE LETTING THAT THING STAY IN YOUR HOME AFTER EVERYTHING HE'S DONE!?"

...It wasn't my choice. The axolotl had some bright idea for him to cope. I hate every bit of it. Do you want him?

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...Well he tried killing me, but-

HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.

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@askbillcipherofficial

“SIXER! GET ME OUTTA THERAPRISM!! IT SUCKS IN HERE- NO CHAOS- NO NOTHING! I’M PRACTICALLY DOUBLE DYING IN HERE!”

How exactly would you want me to help you with that?

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...I'm so sorry.

.......

*staaaaaare*

@badendingdipperz

Uh. Hi.

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HEYYY BABE! EHATS U- WAIY WHY DO YA LOOK A LIL BEAT UP? WHO FUCKING DUD IT???

- @askdrunkbillcipher

I got uh...kicked in the gut earlier. Just a scared kid. It's fine, love. I'm...in a lot of pain, but fine.