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big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

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when you reach a certain level of poor boycotts become the easiest thing in the world. "don't buy adidas/starbucks/EA stuff'' don't worry chief i am way ahead of you 🙏

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Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

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Also remember there are disabled trans people and LGBTQIA+ people who are vulnerable — and there are some who have long covid. Intersectionality is a praxis, solidarity and analysis tool. We are in every community and various age groups, never forget that. Put the protest and rioting back into Pride. And keep it there.

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bilionaires are so cool. this guy founded venmo by the way

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People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like "I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????"

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And another episode of Good Trans News! The Tennessee Drag ban is unconstitutional!

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Me n the mutuals

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my blog will always be a safe place to you

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hope u saved room for pride chicken  🌈🐥

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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

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Took a shower now I'm 42% less evil

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if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑

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it’s that time of the year where u go outside and some are wearing tank tops some are wearing turtlenecks some are wearing a jacket and a coat and some are shirtless and you can’t blame anyone because it represents exactly how the weather is

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attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision