Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic
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Welcome to my blog I’m filled with sadness and I yearn to be kissed on the neck
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Things I’m always down for:
- road trips
- breakfast for dinner
- coffee
- naps
- good music
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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