“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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Grandma Cordaysha - I don’t believe in Santa [x]
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i like how. when ur tumblr dming someone the background is the same colour as Their blog background. it's like ur in their house :)
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no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s
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New Yorker Cartoon
Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!
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