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Yoshitomo Nara mugshot

arrested for doodlin graffiti at the union square subway station to point towards his art show

he described the two days he spent in jail as “a nice experience in my life like in the movies” and “a small space filled with all manner of people he would not otherwise meet”

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Trumpeter Ernestine ‘Tiny’ Davis and saxophonist Willie Mae ‘Rabbit’ Wong traveling with the International Sweethearts on a European USO tour.

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De fotoserie Aufbereitungsanlagen van Bernd en Hilla Becher 1966-76. Helaas zijn deze industriële bouwwerken reeds gesloopt, anders waren ze al lang tot monument uitgeroepen en zat het vol met creatieve bedrijfjes.

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im actually gonna go deep on that

shit and learn all their open secrets

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18th century tumblr user

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Hiroshi Yoshida - Color woodblock prints from the series United States of America.

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Dick Higgins, Intermedia, with an Appendix by Hannah Higgins, «Leonardo», Volume 34, Number 1, The MIT Press, February 2001, pp. 49-54 (pdf here)

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Elounor Analysis

Okay DO NOT read this if you ship Elounor and think they are real, and don’t send me hate because I’m entitled to my opinion. I am a firm Larry believer and if you don’t want to hear my opinion then just don’t read this.

Okay first of all lets start with height difference

So as you can see in the first picture she is a lot shorter than Lou and in the second she is the same height as him. She’s wearing flat shoes in each picture so you can’t put it down to that. You can say it’s the angle of the camera but even if it was I don’t think there would be that much of a height difference between the two pictures. 

Then we have the fact that she looks different in every picture

Look at her nose

Her nose is completely different. In the first picture it’s way bigger than in the second and I can’t remember her ever breaking her nose so.

Oh wait maybe they are different people!?

Here we have the Calder Triplets. I don’t even know what to say about this apart from its really creepy. They look different in every photo and its just really weird.

“They’re obviously the same person!” okay lets take a look at these…

Oh look they’re together how lovely. Say that’s her best friend yeah okay but this is no coincidence. And don’t say they’re photoshopped because they’re not. If you still think Eleanor is just one person you need to open your eyes and re-evaluate your whole life. 

Hand holding

Could they even try to hold hands properly. If they were even the slightest bit in love with each other, whichever one she is, they would at least be able to hold hands with each other.

His smile

Now you don’t even have to know who they are to see how forced and fake Louis’ smile is in each of these photos. His smile barely touches his cheeks and his eyes are not lit up like they are when he smiles properly.

Lets look at his real smile

This is when he’s really smiling because his smile is much bigger and it reaches his eyes and he gets lines at the corner of his eyes. And oh look he’s with Harry in all of them how lovely :)

Also have you noticed whenever they’re together they are always promoting something, here’s two obvious ones

They spent ages that day just walking around drinking their starbucks drinks. Look at the high quality of the picture though, in fact all their photos are in super high quality. It’s as if management tell a photographer to follow them around whenever they’re out. Oh wait… they do.

Oh look coca cola. Management deleted this photo the day they signed a deal with Pepsi, funny isn’t it.

Photoshopped

So everybody knows this photo of Lou and El, and all the Elounor shippers love it because they are blind.

This photo of Eleanor and Louis, or should I say Eleanor, Louis and Justin Bieber, is clearly photoshopped. Its Justin Bieber’s body not Lou’s. And look how long Eleanor’s arm is, that is not normal. 

That is not normal! And why would management need to photoshop them together if they are real you ask? Well in case you haven’t already worked out, ELOUNOR IS NOT REAL.

Oh hi Lou, found the photographer did you? Now what boyfriend wouldn’t want to be looking at a photographer when he could be looking at his hot girlfriend who’s kissing him for the public?

Olympics

Awww just when you think they’re all cute and loved up then…

BAAAAAM

Hi eleanor, I see you found the camera too didn’t you? Or maybe your checking out the divers to see which one you can be with when your contract ends? Yeah because they are sooooo in love. clearly. HER EYES ARE WIDE OPEN AND STARING AT THE CAMERA. Tell me what girl would kiss a guy that she’s so in love with and have her eyes open looking at something else. 

Also the photos are so high quality are again. Because obviously a normal photographer would find them in the crowd of thousands of people and take photos of them instead of the olympic divers who could be at that very moment doing their winning dive. Funny huh?

Oh and lets not forget our friend

Look at the woman behind Lou

And here

This is fun, it’s like a game of Where’s Wally! oh look there she is

Because she's obviously some obsessed Elounor teenaged fangirl who follows them everywhere desperately trying to meet them. I think not. She’s part of management who follows around Louis and Eleanor to make sure they do what they’re supposed to and don’t do anything stupid. 

Oh I see you spotted the camera again, well done guys! They are always checking the camera’s are watching because what’s the point of them doing all of this if no one sees it.

Okay so lets finish with some of my favourite Larry gifs. YES LARRY, THE REAL ROMANCE HERE.

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I’m listening.

Frasier (1993-2004)

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Wheatus fruit gif

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this is literally one of the 3 weed smorking girlfriends right?? is this blaize??? did blaize buy a house??? 

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Raymond Meeks