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reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely af.

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sammus

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if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss

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I only left long enough to mop my bathroom floor, how-

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

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i feel strongly about this

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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy

tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys

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Leave me alone!

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I'd seen lots of people describe Night in the Woods as being heavily rooted in the experience of growing up in a dying small town in the American Rust Belt, but somehow nobody told my West Virginian ass that it's so Appalachian that I probably live closer to where Mae's house would be than to the nearest IKEA.

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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

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Aww this is so funny lol ♡

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silly seals from outer space

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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.

This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.

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The parts that get to me emotionally the most in assassins creed odyssey are usually Alexios’ throwaway lines weirdly enough.

Spoiler alert but the Minotaur is in this one. You know, the Minotaur? Anyways after you defeat him Alexios says “I defeated the Minotaur! Mother would be so proud!”

And after everything you go through, everything you’re pointing towards even when you’re not, the things that are always at the back of your mind when you’re playing this game, that one hits. That one hits hard.

This is kind of why I love the stories of open world games. A lot of people think they’re usually bad but I don’t really agree. You’re like living it. You know? There’s stuff in the back of your mind. Realities about this virtual world. Conflicts ongoing. Anxieties unresolved. Everything you see reminds you of her etc etc.