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Any time somebody argues that you should avoid the use of obvious pop culture references and current slang in prose fiction in order to avoid "dating" the text, I'm reminded that our primary evidence for when several of Shakespeare's plays were written is that their dialogue quotes specific pieces of contemporary popular media, and that there's strong evidence many of the words he's credited by modern authorities with inventing are literally just contemporary youth slang. Like, if it's good enough for Shakespeare it's good enough for me, buddy!

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look out hes got a magic sword

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My extremely hot Zelda take is...as much as I'd like Zelda to have more agency in the plot, I'm fine with Link being the main/playable character.

I understand the desire for more female representation in the Zelda series, to which I purpose an alternative option: there is no reason why Link needs to be male or Zelda needs to be female. Swap their genders every so often, maybe even make them the same gender sometimes.

There can also be more recurring female characters other than Zelda that can be playable instead of Zelda.

I just don't actually want to play as Zelda. I don't want to be in charge of a monarch-like figure. I do not enjoy the concept that much. I would rather just play a female Link.

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Teaboot please tell me about bats.

they're small and soft and the only flying mammal and they evolved convergently with birds and their continued survival makes NO sense because they are ridiculous animals and they are small and soft social animals and I wanna hold one and pet it like a kitten and feed it grubs 😭😭😭

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I've mentioned it before but I love bats so much that sometimes I'll be at work or at the dentist or whatever and I'll be thinking about bats and I'll get really emotional and start crying and I can't stop they're just so small and soft guys I love them so much

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Oh♩ sometimes I misgender ♫ a cisgender man ♪ (not even a very) ♬ (effeminate man) ♩ ♪ IN A♩ (BA DA DA) ♬ PROFESSIONAL SETTING ♩ ♪

And I gotta pretend ♩ ♪ ♬ that I said "Man" ♫ (doot doo) ♬ AND NOT "MA'AM" ♩ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

By continuing to talk in a ♬♩♪(Bop ba be da)

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♬

👋 OVERLY ♪ ♫ CASUAL ♪ WAY 👋

Until he thinks

♪(HE THINKS)♪

That he misheard

And I just kinda talk like that

IN A

(Boop zip ba dee dah!)

FORMAL

ENVIORONMENT

🎺BEEP BOP DEE BOOP BOP 🎺

*TRUMPET SOLO*

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Stephen Youll

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If you do get sexually harassed on the street that’s terrible and that shouldn’t happen but because of how society works if you never get sexually harassed on the street you end up feeling like aw man I’ve never been sexually harassed on the street I must be ugly and unlikable it’s like how did we end up here

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Hey, you look good!

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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, May 3, 1934

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Awoo.

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Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

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Rest in Peace, Bernard Hill 🤍🕊