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GUYS. WHAT ARE WE DOING.
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I love t gel. Hand sanitizer that gives you a micropenis.
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Welcome to my ancient Roman villa. We’ve got running water. Fancy, I know. I paid a lot for that. There’s our household gods. They live in the breakfast nook. Oh look and here’s my husband Julius. He’s playing games with our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our
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Welp. Google's AI horseshit has arrived. And I'm not complying. They can pry my ID out of my cold dead hands. I will simply go elsewhere. Remember folks, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR IDs. Do not comply. Resist, fight it, use other browsers or sources beyond youtube and google controlled services. Call them. Email them. Make noise. Fight back.

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Buying a car
English added by me :)
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“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”
— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)
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being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little
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If you are a feminine individual that grew up in a small town or currently live in one, I am begging you do not. DO NOT give your name, age, and general address/your church to random old men that ask. Hell, don't give it to any men that ask.
I'm on a trip right now in the middle of nowhere and my companion and I have heard multiple young woman ranging from 16-22 giving their information freely to men who ask. Not only could these men be able to stalk them but we also have just as much information as them just from being in the same restaurant at the time they said it.
Anyone who wants to know where you live or where you will be every Sunday is weird. I don't care if they are religious. I don't care if they are just a sweet old man who couldn't hurt a fly. You do not know who is listening in and you do not know who can now find you whether you like it or not.
Woman are not taught enough about stalking and self preservation, especially in small extremely religious towns. Please be mindful and careful with your information. Anyone can do anything with it and you have no control over that.
#extremely important info#small towns are no safer than cities#it's just easier for things to spread
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"I don't wanna bother you"
Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

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Man's Prime Jul 1963 (and Men In Conflict Aug 1965)
Victor Prezio
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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
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Y'all remember this bit from Pokemon? Classic Indigo League episode, the one with the two warring gyms one had Scyther and one had Electabuzz? It was the one that gave us Pikachu's love of ketchup. I always liked this one a lot as a kid because it was a good story, shocker because it's a parody of a very famous jidaigeki. Yojimbo, the prequel to Sanjuro I mentioned yesterday.
While I knew that offhand, what I did not know was that this really memorable gag was part of the parody. The main samurai in both, played by Toshio Mifune, would pull this one when asked for his name. [Nearby Flower] Sanjuro which can mean 30 year old, followed by remarking he's closer to 40.
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