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🎄✨Merry Christmas✨🎄

fan art

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???

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The height is a lie

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Babs while decorating the Christmas tree:

Jingle bells

Batman smells

Grayson ran away

Jason died

Tim had cried

Damian’s a fuckin stray

Rest of the Batfam: …

Alfred while clapping hands: Bravo! Bravo!

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man, comics are fascinating and terrible but at least being a comics fan gives you the ultimate power what is canon? literally whatever you like, pick and choose from a zillion issues of contradictory nonsense because who can stop you? no one

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bruce uses his Dad Nicknames when he’s exhausted. Some examples to explain what I mean:

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“Damian, baby, kiddo, please drop that sword.”

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“Cassandra, my only daughter, my sweetheart, if you could just stop for one short moment.”

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“Dick, my first born, my rock, get off the chandelier.”

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“Jay, lad, you’re driving your old man insane, chum.”

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“Brilliant, brilliant Tim, please go to sleep.”

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“Stephanie, honey, you don’t even fucking live here.”

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Bruce: “Dick, have you got the new armor I left for you?”

Dick: “Yes, Bruce, I’ve got it" 

Bruce: “Are you wearing it? I ordered it especially for you. I’ve made it extra flexible so you can do your thing”

Dick: *sigh* “Thanks, Bruce. It’s amazing” (whisper to Barbara): “It’s hideous! I can’t wear that!“ 

Barbara: (making a serious face while trying not to laugh) "Just make your damn father happy, for Christ Sakes”

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We were the best, Richard.

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Bruce Wayne: Every time I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m going to fight them.

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Jason: Roy, if you murder me and bury me in Gotham, I will haunt you forever.

Roy: What if I murder you and bury you somewhere else?

Jason: I’d leave you alone. I’m sure you have a reason.

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Jason: Harper, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Roy: They’re golden retrievers, Jason. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Kori: Why does Jason always put the dishes away so loudly?

Roy: To let us know that no one helps out around the kitchen.

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jean-paul valley: kate, I didn’t know you weren’t, um, Christian.

kate kane: yep, one might even say I’m Jewish.

jean-paul valley: oh, that’s good for you.

jean-paul valley: that’s wonderful.

jean-paul valley: I respect all religions of the world.

damian wayne: I’m Muslim.

jason todd: Catholic.

tim drake: Atheist.

jean-paul valley: the Lord is testing me.

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“I’ve got one foot in the darkness, and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate.”

— Stephanie Brown, probably

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Cassandra Cain: Corporate Raider.

Thinking about sexy suited Bat-Fam series?

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Flash vs. Inertia.

[from All Flash (2007) #1]

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barbara: *standing outside, holding up a sign that says “prom?”*

steph: oh my god! yes!

barbara: no, tell dick!

steph: dick! i’m going to prom with your girlfriend!