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the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

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My five year plan is to just see what happens

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this user hates office 365 with a burning passion

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Cabin Pressure, Series 2 Episode 3: Johannesburg

THIRTY-TWO MEN WENT TO MOW, WENT TO MOW A MEADOW ….

Now you have it stuck in your head.  You’re welcome.

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25 years of ads peeled away

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thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

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A display of Katharine Hepburn’s pants as part of “Katharine Hepburn: Dressed for Stage and Screen” at the Performing Arts Library in NYC. 

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Ballgown, 1953. Balmain.

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"Neurospicy 🌶️🌶️🌶️" I'm drowning you in a fucking lake

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Ain’t that just the way.

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sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you

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Don’t forget to hydrate regularly!

Refill your water bottle/glass if you need to.

If you don’t find water appealing, try adding some electrolyte flavoring or a little bit of juice (like lemon). Milk, juice, and herbal teas are also hydrating.

If you haven’t eaten in a while, it might be time for a snack or a meal.

Don’t forget to clean your water bottle regularly, in order to prevent mold-related illness.

Use the facilities if you need to.

Happy scrolling!

Art by howpeachyqueen.

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Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

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dark green is a nice color. underrated

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this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”