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I fucking called it
My splatfest prediction:
Team Saturday will get the most popular vote (cause let's be real, it's the only good option out of the 3)
Because of this, they will get a fuck ton of mirror matches and never earn any real points.
Team Friday wins because it's not only Shiver's team but also because who would pick Sunday? (Aside from the color, it's a good color)
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TWISTED WONDERLAND FANS SPOTTED!!! 😍🤯
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Out of all the things I was expecting to do today, I was NOT expecting to buy a whole ass mattress.
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Look man, it was too perfect not to do, I was obligated to make this-
Anyways another drawing for my little series of dumb doodles, gotta keep the fandom well fed💪💪
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My splatfest prediction:
Team Saturday will get the most popular vote (cause let's be real, it's the only good option out of the 3)
Because of this, they will get a fuck ton of mirror matches and never earn any real points.
Team Friday wins because it's not only Shiver's team but also because who would pick Sunday? (Aside from the color, it's a good color)
#splatoon 3#splatfest#sorry if this sounds rant-ish#but like... i'm on team saturday and all i've encountered are mirror matches and a few team fridays#the options were boring and trash this fest i dont normally complain about fests but this one is pure doodoo#cuddly's shit pile
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I getting back into my dead by daylight phase and- WTF THEY GOT CHUCKY IN THE GAME???
#do you punt him away if he gets too close?#or like#pick him up and throw him?#HOW DO YOU PLAY AGAINST HIM??#the entity lets him talk lol#cuddly's shit pile
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Celebrating Valentine's Day because it's a holiday about love: 🥱😐😒
Celebrating Valentine's Day for the ✨️aesthetic✨️: 😍🥰🥳
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NICKELODEON AIRED THE SUPERBOWL???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY PLAYED SWEET VICTORY DURING HALFTIME???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAD DORA THE EXPLORER EXPLAINING FOOTBALL TERMINOLOGY????
#I FUCKING MISSED IT!!#look y'all i don't normally care for sports#BUT THE SUPERBOWL WAS FUNNY AF THIS YEAR#first quarter felt like i was watching high school football 💀#watching taylor literally biting her nails was god tier entertainment#HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND BELTING OUT VIVA LAS VEGAS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY 💀💀💀
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• Credit: Tomotasauce on Youtube.
😭😭😭 this is canon ngl.
Typical men activity, arguing over who has the best and bigger stick—
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SRL Splatfest Research Team here! We've discovered the next Splatfest theme. "What's the best day of the weekend? Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?" Make your choice and battle it out from 4 PM PT on 2/16 to 4 PM PT on 2/18!
#splatoon 3#bro what is with this theme?#so fucking ass#everybody is gonna pick saturday#watch friday win cause saturday got to many mirror matches#spoon vs fork was more entertaining than this#cuddly's interests
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Just look at him. He's such a menace to society.
Sorry, I'm in my Alastor phase.
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Sorry, I'm in my Alastor phase.
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I hada dream you exploded into money
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Quick headcanon that Alastor's suit was originally white when he manifested in Hell but was stained red from the blood of all of his victims.
In conclusion: He's a stinky boi
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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!
But I can already hear the Al haters out there!
"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.
"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.
"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?
I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!
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