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askifwehaveavocados:

Biting back the snide comment, the brunette ducked behind the counter to fetch the woman her coffee, lest her tip suffer more for the momentary indiscretion - or, you know, the fact that the lunch rush had hit the diner full force. Not that the woman would care much for Ruby’s plight. “Can I get you anything else?” she asked, not even bothering to force a smile.

Azkadellia lifted her gaze to the ceiling while the waitress fetched her coffee—honestly, if they had this much trouble keeping up with the demands of their customers they ought to hire more help.

But she did offer a rather chilly smile when she received her drink. Finally. "Well, I would order lunch if I could be assured of it arriving in anything resembling a timely manner, but given your performance so far..."

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.....still not dead

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Over the Garden Wall starter sentences

“Uhh…____..? Where..are we?”

“____! I think we’re lost!”

“This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it.”

“That was your plan remember? ‘Knock him out!’“

“This is my lot in life, this is my burden.”

“So is it nice being a bird?”

“How can you not eat waffles?!”

“___…stop talking to a bush.”

“Maybe they’re going to bury you out here!”

“No no, sorry everybody, sorry. S/he doesn’t have a brain, s/he can’t learn anything.”

“I’m a pushover, remember? I have to do what she tells me to do.”

“You two are literally killing me every moment I’m forced to spend with you.”

“Maybe never! Maybe I’ll never give this up!”

“Okay, I think he’s asleep…let’s go steal his stuff!”

“The beast is upon you!”

“That’s all well and good but you were supposed to get directions!”

“My secrets are too secret.”

“Seriously, nobody wants to hear me play.”

“–We just needed to get out of the rain and we thought this place was abandoned so…”

“The ringing of the bell commands you!”

“I would never leave you, you are my family.”

“I just don’t know what I’m doing out here anymore.”

“I don’t know if we’ll ever get back home.”

“Yes..yes! All hope will soon be lost.”

“Don’t you care about your ____’s soul?”

“There has to be another way.”

“No, there is only me. There is only my way. There is only the forest and there is only surrender.”

“____..can we please stop pretending that we’re going to get home?”

“But…anything is possible if you set your mind to it….right?”

“I’m sorry I got us lost ____.”

“We made a promise, didn’t we?”

“That tape has got poetry and clarinet on it ____! POETRY AND CLARINET!”

“At least wait until that storm dies down a bit, you’ll be no good to your ____ dead.”

“I was never any good to him/her alive either.”

“You have figured it out! And I thought you might give up.”

“I suppose after all these years you just don’t care for her anymore…”

“Hold your tongue or I’ll remove it from your mouth!”

“____? ….____ I did it..I beat the beast.”

“Give me my lantern.”

“Your ____ is too weak to go home!”

“Well then…perhaps we better make a deal..”

“Are you ready to see true darkness?”

“Here, ____. I’ve got my own problems to take care of; this one’s yours.”

“Stop! You’ll never see your ____ again!”

“Are you really ready to go back to that empty house!?”

“You can listen to it at my house!”

“Honey, eat your dirt.”

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“Dear Mr. Carroll,

         I’d like to rekindle our relationship.

...I’d like to rekindle you.        I’d like to set you on f i r e.

—NO! Don’t write that—                                   it’s rude.”

multiverse | crossovers and OCs welcome | semi-selective

RULES | ABOUT | VERSES

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picked up a fair number of followers in the past day and a halfish, so like this for a starter?

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poiseandcomposure started following you

“Mayor Mills.”

She made no effort to disguise her wariness; this was a woman who had ruined Azkadellia’s plans and perhaps even outright destroyed her home without any provocation that Azkadellia knew of. 

Such people warranted caution.

“To what do I owe this pleasure?”

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askifwehaveavocados started following you

“I suppose getting me my coffee before it has time to freeze over is still too much to ask, hm?”

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Icon Dump {Storybrooke!Az, Again}

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crxella started following you

The sign on the door indicated that she was open for business, but that was mere technicality. It didn’t mean she was of a mood to cater to every stranger who happened to wander in.

“—No pets in the post office. That includes wearing them, I’m afraid.”

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#//let me gush about cain and touch    #because it is so important to me    #because years upon years of touching nothing but cold metal against his skin    #he's forgotten what human touch feels like    #and he's afraid he won't be able to let go if he gets too much of it ( tinmanwyattcain )

i have been back for three hours and this is what i find

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*falls down*

unfollowed almost a hundred dead blogs and updated all my pages and rewrote a good portion of my history. think everything’s in an acceptable state to work with for now.

i’m not dead

…dear god it’s been a while. like, i graduated from college in the interim. jesus.

anyway.

i have some clean-up to do and then we’ll see about resurrecting this old thing, hm?

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i’m not dead

...dear god it’s been a while. like, i graduated from college in the interim. jesus.

anyway.

i have some clean-up to do and then we’ll see about resurrecting this old thing, hm?

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Rube Goldberg by 95wombat on Flickr.

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Quotes from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld-novels. More

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{WhateverThatIs}#bw #cambridgema #stuff #machinery #pipes

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