oneeyedloric
oneeyedloric
Number Five - Satan's Bitch
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I know everyone hates me, but I'm not really so bad, you should read the Great Book, you’ll agree with me then I'm sure. Don't trust anything you hear Pittacus say about me, based on TFOF, he seems to be biased against me. KILLING EIGHT WAS A BAD MISTAKE!!! DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME!!! Click here if you hate me and want to destroy this page!
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oneeyedloric · 8 years ago
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You started a business?
yeah
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oneeyedloric · 8 years ago
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This blog has been kind of dead ever since I started college, launched a business and got too busy to keep up.
Does anyone want to take it over?
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oneeyedloric · 9 years ago
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Hiya, i was just wondering if you could give me the download links please?
For what? 
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oneeyedloric · 9 years ago
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me [hugging character]: my precious baby who can do no wrong
normal people: uhhhh
me: friggin' sjws don't call my sweet cinnamon roll problematic
normal people: he's literally a mass murderer
me: shh you'll hurt his feelings
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oneeyedloric · 9 years ago
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How do you feel about five?
To put in terms you may understand, he is a whiny bitch that needs to grow a pear.
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oneeyedloric · 9 years ago
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Every fandom has that one character that’s just universally hated
It’s something I’ve noticed, and I love it. It’s like a whole sense of comradery. One thing that no one ever argues about. Without fail, it’s just the one character who you can speak ill about and never fear anyone lashing out at you. More often than not it’s not even the central antagonist.
I mean, this is at least true in a lot of my fandoms
Harry Potter you’ve got Unmbridge, which is the most famous one
Kingdom Keepers had Storey Ming
As far as I can gather, most people in the West Wing fandom can’t stand Mandi
And now with the Librarians fandom I think(and don’t shoot me if I’m wrong, I don’t mean to offend), but it seems to come from the movies, and it seems to be the lovely Miss Nicole Noon.
I just adore this concept so much
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oneeyedloric · 9 years ago
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Garde tribe?
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oneeyedloric · 9 years ago
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I just wanted to say thank you so much for the links you have put up. Seriously you're a life saver been wanting to read the lost files for ages. But if it's not too much trouble would you mind sharing another link for Five's Betrayel please? The other links you have are removed from the sites. If not that's okay. Thanks anyway^^
Not really active anymore, but here you go: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwzdZTHqha9tLXR0dHNnR3ltRnM/view?usp=sharing https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwzdZTHqha9tY1k1RnBYRVoweDQ/view?usp=sharing
Hopefully GDrive files will last longer.
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oneeyedloric · 9 years ago
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You can help by flagging all of them as spam. 
Sooo are we not going to talk about the abundance of weird links in the tags?
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oneeyedloric · 9 years ago
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Garde found
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teen-girl-uses-superhuman-strength-7155438
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oneeyedloric · 10 years ago
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Fives supposed to be good now
[This is kind of embarrassing, but I started college and haven’t had time to keep up to date. Maybe during my next break I’ll catch up on the rest of the books.]
I was good all along. Haven’t you been following me?
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oneeyedloric · 10 years ago
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oneeyedloric · 10 years ago
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I hope you're taking care of yourself, Five.
I hope you're taking care of yourself, not Ella.
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oneeyedloric · 10 years ago
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*insert witty comeback here*
Your face. I hate it.
Puny human.
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oneeyedloric · 10 years ago
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Puny Loric.
Your face. I hate it.
Puny human.
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oneeyedloric · 10 years ago
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Your face. I hate it.
Puny human.
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oneeyedloric · 10 years ago
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Nine: I'm sorry Five, but I just don't think pirates are cool.
Five: Well then you're not cool!
I'll take any apology from nine I can get.
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