Yes I am actually one eyed, yes there is a messed up story there, no I will not tell you, and yes I occasionally do wear an eyepatch. Anymore questions? Oh, I should add that I have a deep hatered of communism and socialism.
Watching Star Wars IV again, and reminded of the silliness of insisting that the Death Star flaw was a "plot hole" that needed to be addressed, as if "engineer on a major high-pressure project makes a small oversight that turns into a catastrophic fuckup" were not an extremely relatable answer.