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M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

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Carrot clarinet

Bruh…………

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This is some real super hero shit right here.

but…what…about…physics…?

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I couldn't dare say this with my name on it but you're okay

Dad?

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(x) Hope your Monday doesn’t suck TOO bad, nation!

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I decided to get my girlfriend a flannel for our anniversary this year because at that point we'll have been going Four Years Strong.

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Hello Leaguesters, A short while back I created an IndieGoGo campaign suggesting that if you guys buy me a new computer I'll only play Teemo in...

Trying to generate some visibility for this. I'm really not a bad guy, and I'd really like to have a successful AMA.

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I'm back.

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Watching the Social Network for the first time. Andrew Garfield is my new thing.

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Zing.

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Whose Line Is It Anyway? Points

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425

Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5

Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5

Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000

Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117

Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5

Denny Segal: 1,059,560

Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450

Kathy Greenwood: 59,810

Stephen Colbert: 12,000

Kathy Griffin: 5,000

Ian Gomez: 4,000

Jeff Davis: 3,300

Josie Lawrence: 3000

Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500

Patrick Bristow: 1,000

Robin Williams: 1,000

Kathy Kinney: 50

(1998-2006)

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Grand Theft Fall?

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

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This is the most important announcement of my life.

Hannah and I finally have an announcement. 

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It's actually just a reversed video. That's not a chainsaw, it's a glue saw.

Fallen Tree Stands Back Up

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I feel as though this has a good deal to do with the editing and production side of the shows and the viewers they're catering to. Viewers of the British show want to see Gordon Ramsay flip a restaurant and save someone's livelihood. Viewers of the American show want SCREAMING AND MORE SCREAMING AND SOME SHOUTING TO TOP IT OFF. 

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”