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sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?
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Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core
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does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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backstage @ alexander mcqueen rtw autumn 2o14
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petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog
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A relationship where they’re like a big dog and i’m like their favorite plush toy they carry everywhere
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Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts
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I AINT NO, DELICACY... ESCARGOT GET AWAY FROM ME, I AINT NO HOUSEHOLD PET, AND IM NOT A GARDEN PEST IM JUST A SNAL S-N-A-I-L IM JUST A SNAIL
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