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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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Fell down yet another historical butch rabbit hole after learning Billie Burke once had a butch partner and now I’m obsessed with Dorthy Arzner ??

SHE INVENTED THE BOOM MIC because Clara Bow hated her mic setup so Arzner attached a mic to a FISHING ROD and had it dangled over her head ? I also would have made technological breakthroughs if Clara Bow was annoyed at me I can’t blame her

Shes also linked romantically to Alla Nazimova , Joan Crawford and Katharine Hepburn (Hepburn is also linked to Billie Burke so ope messy) ?? She then had a long term public romantic relarelationship with vaudeville choreographer Marion Morgan and they lived together until Morgan died?

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"trans men can't experience misogyny bc men don't experience misogyny" there are rocks where your brain should be

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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

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it's tempting to divide breakfast cereal into two categories, "kid cereal (sugary)" and "adult cereal (boring)"

but actually there's three categories: "kid cereal (tasty)," "adult cereal (tasty)," and "boring cereal (usually but not always for adults)"

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"you don't beat fascists with art you beat them with violence" - person trying to beat fascists with Posts

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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

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I'm here/ I'm home

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Explaining to straight adults that much of queer history happened within their lifetime and they were unaware of all the extremely important events and how many laws there were to prevent us from thriving because they werent part of queer circles themselves is like...

-leans in close-

How would you like to know about the war in Ba Sing Se?

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.

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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.