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About the Basterd

I go my many names. 

I’ve had people call me “Mike”

“Michael”

“Jon”

“Andrei”

“Drei” to name a few.

Then again, none of these is my real name. Over the past couple of years, i’ve learned to hide behind a new identity. And pretend i’m a completely person - all because I just wanted to escape the life I’m in right now. 

Read about it a couple of times. Multiple personality disorder they say. I say no. I just want an escape and try a different personality. 

At one time, “Mike” was a guy willing to let folks use him for money. 

Then another day, “Mike” god-fearing teenager looking for repentance. “Michael” on the other hand is the straight guy courting one of the prettiest on campus back in college.   

When I get tired of a personality, I go ahead and look for a new set of friends and try a different personality. “Andrei” was my favorite. He’s the power bottom submissive looking for hungry masters who wanted to abuse him. With consent of course. 

Yeah, so incase you haven’t figured it out yet. This basterd’s a faggot. A pretty decent looking one at that. I still have girls droolin over this basterd every once in a while. Not that too goodlookin though to swoon everyone off their feet. To each their own but not too shabby looking as well. 

I’m already 30ish in age. Though I always get comments that I look like a 20 year old. I don’t believe them but always open for compliments.

Slim, 5′9″, average sized asian dick, Versa as of this writing. By experience but not by choice LOL. Sounds like this blog post is startin to become a Grindr profile. Haha.

Moreno by birth but spent an insane amount already for skin care products just so I can get accepted more by society. but in vain.

Guess that’s about the basics about this basterd. You’ll get to know me more as we move along my posts but at least you already know all the important tidbits about me. 

[oneluckybasterd]

Disclaimer

One major note though to all the readers, if ever there are readers. 

I’m not a good writer. Well I try to be. But trust me, I’m not. Expect lots of errors with my writing. I don’t take time to proof read what I write first so forgive me. 

To all grammar nazis out there, this blog will for sure make you cringe so you still have time to look for other blogs to munch on. 

Cheers.

[oneluckybasterd]

One Lucky Basterd

Ever played a game where you failed so much that you just wanted to quit and hit the restart button just so you can start all over again. Easy as that. You can just restart and play again.

But in life, there’s no restart button. When you’re so effin messed up, you cant just hit the reset button. You get to live the rest of your life being full of regrets and thinking about all the what ifs and what could haves. 

This blog is to list down all my thoughts about how massive my failures are and to voice out everything I’ve always kept inside. Warning though, this will get a bit intense.

You have been warned. 

This is how i lived my life full of regrets. wish i could just turn back the time and restart and play the real world once again. a life full and blessed with failures.

one lucky basterd.

this is the story of my life.