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Jinu trolling from the astral plane ✨

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Yoda: *eats frogs*

Anakin: *casually slurps live bugs*

Ahsoka: *catches prey with her teeth*

Quigon: *liable to munch on random leaves and flowers*

Obi-wan: So uncivilized... *unflinching at the taste of Mando food that is so blisteringly spicy it makes most people cry*

Dooku: *stares in horror while his 500 credit tea grows cold*

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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"it's america day" no it's haymitch's birthday thank you very much

(tip jar! // comms status)

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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im really getting attached to the idea of diomedes taking neoptolemus under his wing. very much 'well achilles can keep all that glory - pyrrhus, he's mine'. like thats his BOY. he takes one look at little neo and goes 'i know how this ends' because thats what happened to him, and then he goes 'actually nah. thats not how its going to work this time'. hes not just a stepdad hes the dad that STEPPED UP

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Achaean camp chat be like...

@skopsidopsi collab thank you!!

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"Was hast du gesagt? Das war jetzt grammatikalisch aber nicht korrekt.."

Tut mir ja leid, dass ich versuche den örtlichen Dialeakt am Leben zu halten!

Wer auch immer sich gedacht hat, dass nur Hochdeutsch eine Daseinsberechtigung hat und Menschen mit Dialekt als irgendwelche hinterhergebliebene Deppen abstempelt gehört in die Hölle.

Ich habe mal ein "Kompliment" bekommen, dass ich ja so klares Hochdeutsch spreche obwohl meine Mama und Oma mit Dialekt sprechen und das hat mich so wütend gemacht.

Was zum fick ist an Dialekten denn schlimm und an Hochdeutsch so gut? Ja, ich verstehe es hat Vorteile aber

Support the local Dialekt/Akzent/etc!! Don't let it die!!

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This is just a silly little post for the Command Boys, because I choose to believe that they were batchmates and considered each other brothers. Basically, who's the oldest, based on pure vibes because they don't really know birth order.

Bly is the baby by default, due to his wide-eyed and innocent personality and the fact that he's a pure and concentrated ray of sunshine.

Cody is the ori'vod, the eldest and most sensible of brothers. That being said, he is also a well-mannered and sensible lunatic. It's why he gets along with Kenobi so well.

Rex would be the oldest but he's just nuts, too, so he gets demoted to right above Bly. He grumbles about this and they used to tease him about it all the time.

Wolffe and Fox are twins (hence the matching names) and have squarely planted themselves as the middle children. Wolffe is considered older because he's somewhat older and more sensible.

Fox is the one most squarely in the middle, and this is why: Despite the fact that he is tired of everyone and everything most of the time, when he's actually in a good mood he turns into the most chaotic being this side of the Core. He is a chaos gremlin condensed into human form.

Wolffe would be higher, but he's also got chaos gremlin genes.

Does this have any bearing on anything? No, not really, but I love and live for my boys and I was thinking about this.

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just imagining one of the marshal commanders being out of commission for an extended period of time but you can't just run a system army without one so they stuff fox in the position for a bit since "he wasn't doing anything anyway-" and most of the gar don't have high expectations...

meanwhile fox slams a tiple shot homebrewed guard inspired caf that's ship fuel and heart failure rolled into and is "aight boys lets blast this kriffer" and proceeds to crank out 5000 documents, planned and executed an entire planetary siege and two rescue ops, bit count dooku's hand, had a massive row with general skywalker, spliced together a damaged engine with spit and a prayer during said argument, hotwired an enemy ship, and reorganized the entire inventory on board before being found face down in the middle of a hallway.

(the troops want their normal marshal commander back please-)

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Ich musste diese Ikone einfach für immer auf meinem Dashboard festhalten

Katjana Gerz für Late Night Berlin (x)

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I'm just thinking about the chaos that can ensue due to Damian's years of tutoring clashing with the usual American schooling system from the other bats. Not from the material though, from the culture.

Like all the other bat children have gone through at least a few years of American High School: Dick after Bruce takes him in, Jason in the years where Bruce puts him in school before he died, Tim before he said Fuck This Noise and dropped out. But Damian?

Sure he knows all the material, is way beyond most of the material honestly, but that's not the point. The point is that Damain hasn't yet gotten indoctrinated traumatised used to the American Education System.

Observe:

Damian: What is with their constant insistence on the most inconsequential things? What is so important about- about a mitochondria?? Dick, Jason, and Tim at the same time: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Damian: wtf??

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thinking about creatures.

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Martha Wayne's ghost: Thomas for the love of god put the wrench down-

Thomas Wayne's ghost: he's butchering my *baby*

Martha, desperately holding onto her husband's arm: it's a car!

Thomas: IT'S A 1974 CHEVY-

*ghost fight ensues, Bruce is blissfully unaware as he headbangs to emo rock and welds bat wing fins to the car*

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What if we were both vampires and we could time travel and we fell in love in this time and the next, in every life, no matter where or when we ended up?

(the main characters from my webcomic)

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that