onemillionwordsofcrap
onemillionwordsofcrap
THEY SAY IT TAKES ONE MILLION WORDS
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...and all of them are crap. I'm a crunchy old lady and I write everything under the speculative fiction umbrella. You might know me as BC, if we've met elsewhere. Let your freak flag fly. Art tag! Commissions open, see my pinned and/or my DA Other places to find me: Neopets blog | General fandom blog + Pillowfort | Deviantart
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 3 hours ago
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 5 hours ago
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This combined with Kris's "no no no no no no no" option when prompted whether to read the weekly anime review in the library makes me suspect that Kris thinks anime is cringe.
Which is pretty funny, because Kris's dark world form is just about the most anime thing to ever exist
Kris's war on the word "tsundere":
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 10 hours ago
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ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 10 hours ago
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I wonder if Jax hating corn is some kind of weird trypophobia-adjacent thing
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 12 hours ago
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 12 hours ago
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What I as the player wish I could say to Kris after Chapter 4
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 12 hours ago
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Genuinely think this man is having an absolute fucking breakdown because nobody showed up to his parade
The problem with adult toddlers throwing tantrums is that it's all well and good to laugh at it until they have the keys to the nukes
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 12 hours ago
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Tenna watch out for the thirst comments
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 12 hours ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 13 hours ago
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the guy nobody invited
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 13 hours ago
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DELTARUNE TODAY!!!!!
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 13 hours ago
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 1 day ago
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Art fight art fight! If you add me, just lmk who you are lol
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 2 days ago
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God the more I think about the Holiday/Dreemurr swingers theory the more it makes sense
So much unspoken tension, so many things not to talk about in front of the kids. Asgore keeps bringing Rudy flowers in the hospital. Rudy will happily chat with Toriel at church and is even close enough to her to make jokes about her party-girl days, but Toriel hates Carol so much that she won't even say her name. The alcohol. The fact that Kris didn't seem remotely surprised at the end of chapter 4.
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 2 days ago
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It was an incredible experience
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onemillionwordsofcrap · 2 days ago
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The Weatheyre (AND ROUXLS!!!) always Sticketh Togethere ( WITH ROUXLS!!! DO NOT FORGETTE HIM!!) <33
Lampshade version
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original meme under the cut
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