onequalityduck
onequalityduck
This Is One Quality Duck
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Minors dni. Posting since 2011. Send duck pics. Header art by paintedreamer.
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onequalityduck · 3 hours ago
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I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??
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onequalityduck · 1 day ago
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how do you get the strength to persist at krusie in such a suselle world? (aka what are your thoughts on krusie)
First of all I want to say that I understand the appeal & popularity of Suselle & I'm looking forward to seeing how it develops in canon.
But it's pretty obvious that Noelle has... a specific thing she wants from Susie, if I can put it that way. They don't know each other that well. Noelle's crush has all the intensity & sweatiness that a gay teen crush deserves, and Susie's obliviousness to this is played for laughs (for now). I can see a lot of ways it could develop which would get me more invested but right now it feels one-sided. I do think this is a great storytelling move for Noelle as a character overall! It immediately makes her more complex before we know that much else about her, and it fits with everything we find out after. I have faith it will lead somewhere interesting, even if that isn't necessarily "romantic."
Meanwhile... Kris steps in front of Susie to save her at the end of Ch 1 with no input on our part, Susie returns the favor, and then they're friends.
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They're so silly. They're eating moss together. They care about each other in such a straightforward and immediate way. I love how Susie plays off Kris despite us not getting to see a lot of their dialogue, you still get a great sense of their chemistry. Kris has comical underreactions and Susie has comical overreactions but they're somehow matching each other's energy??? The feeling of egging on your best friend to do something stupid... It's truly unparalleled....
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Kris lets Susie push and pull them around a lot and doesn't seem to mind. She does "whatever she wants", which is also why Noelle likes her. She's a social outcast, just like Kris. This is the core of their friendship to me. Being a teenager can be so awful, and if your home life is bad and/or you have brain problems it's genuinely like being in hell. And finding another person your age who's weird and unpopular and has their own problems, who won't judge you, who you can just hang out with and crack stupid jokes, who makes you actually want to show up at school... That's real, and that's special.
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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Started crying over that poor woman that was run over by that racist while protesting
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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To all trans youth out there: I see you, I love you, I am proud of you being who you are in this extremely difficult time. I'm so sorry so many adults either want to attack you or have failed to protect you from those attacks.
You deserve a better world and we won't stop fighting until we make a better one.
And fuck the Supreme Court.
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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This moment at the start of the game reminded me of this scene from Gravity Falls aND I FORGOT NARINDER’S CROWN-
why does this always happen
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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And Pygmalion prayed to Hephaestus, Coppersmith, Renowned Artificer, god of the forge and stonecarving, and prayed that his ivory sculpture may be brought to life.
But Hephaestus, Cunning, Clubfoot, stayed his hand; “I will not allow this,” he said. “To destroy thine handiwork would be contrary to my nature. For great craftsmanship shall last forever, while flesh will falter in time. In stone, she will have beauty that is everlasting, endless and immortal.”
Then Pygmalion prayed to Aprodite and said, “Can you please bring my sculpture to life? Your husband said no,” and lo; Aphrodite had the chance to do something hilarious.
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at
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onequalityduck · 2 days ago
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Peak Lord meeting
Yue Qingyuan: How about we switch our current piping system to lead pipes- they're much more malleable and sealed. It'd be a great investment.
Shang Qinghua, who barely passed science but does remember some stuff: Hmmm how about we don't.
Out on a mission
Qi Qingqi: And when did he begin to take a turn for the worse
Tearful wife: around the time his doctor prescribed him medicine for his illness
Shang Qinghua, squinting at the label on the bottle: does that say arsenic
Shang Qinghua, sidling up to Mu Qingfang: hey how attached are you to the use of mercury as a treatment for constipation.
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