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Listen, listen, there are many weird and puritanical things about the way Tolkien writes about elf sexuality. But this is just absolutely hilarious and gives the opportunity for sooo much funny shit.
I really wished I knew who originally made the post, but I just had the screenshot on my phone to snicker with my sister about.

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Fingon: I am morosexual. I only date dumbasses
Maedhros: BE HE FOE OR FRIEND, BE HE FOUL OR CLEAN—
Fingon, already undressing: By Eru, you're so fucking stupid
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My favorite personalities: Tall, Singer, Hot, Angry, Looks like dad and Twins
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“At that Thorin shut his mouth and would not say another word.”
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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic
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Curufin: hey Tyelko, you know Tilion right?
Celegorm: what, because everyone in the hunt knows each other? I'm supposed to know every single one if Oromë's hunters? Do you know every single smith out there?
Curufin: ....well, do you know him?
Celegorm: he's my fuck-buddy, what do you need?
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I've always felt Maedhros has an ache no one else can sooth when he's reborn in Valinor because very few can understand or comprehend the experience of having a mortal die and not come back.
Elros was no elf. He is not trapped in the Halls. His fea--spirit (Maedhros reminds himself that his son was human)--visited Maedhros briefly in the Halls and left.
No lurking in the shadows like his father or brothers. Not running away from his mother and father like Maeglin. No being unmade and remade like Celebrimbor.
Elros was gone. Dead.
And in Valinor, when they're remade, Elros still dead.
Maedhros's son is dead.
And all the time Maedhros spent denying their connection, stewing in his guilt, and putting a wall between them stings even more.
He remembers the haze that was his time in Mandos. Elros's spirit visiting him for a brief second, whispering words in his ears that he was too damaged to hear.
Word's he'll never comprehend.
It is a strange place to be in. An immortal elf who lost a mortal son. A son he doesn't acknowledge until it's too late.
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something about elros being maedhros's in the same way elrond is maglor's. and maedhros's guilt not letting him see the boy who grew up to be so much like him, and by the time he realizes how he feels about Elros, he is gone.
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Maglor in Battle of Sudden Flame
“Jigokuhen” (地獄変) - “Isn’t your Noldolantë calling for all these things? ”
Jigokuhen (地獄変) is a short story written by Japanese writer Ryūnosuke Akutagawa. The story is about a painter who desperately longed to paint the real scene of hell. To torture the painter and his daughter, the noble lord burned the daughter alive before father’s eyes. After paint that tragic scene as hell, the painter hanged himself in remorse.
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First, you have a daughter.
And she is everything — light and music, wild and beautiful.
But you’re afraid.
So you act out of fear —
with anger, with pride, without thinking.
And of course you lose her.
Because she is proud too.
Then you have a son.
And he is prouder than your daughter ever was.
So this time, you promise yourself you’ll do better.
You won’t lash out.
You’ll listen.
You’ll wait.
You’ll try to be the father he needs.
But in the end, you lose him all the same.
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Gorgeous designs for Mairon! How about Ar-Pharazôn with Zigûr?
sadly no Ar-Pharazôn, I wanted to show off Zigûr a little bit more. It's been super fun to draw something bloody again. *-*
@sauron-kraut hat auch nach Zigûr gefragt :) Dir auch danke für die lieben Kommentare!
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Hello <3
First of all, I love your art very very much. And your Caranthir is my absolute favourite design of him ever.
Secondly, could I ask for Mairon and Celebrimbor? If it isn't too much.
Thank you for your time ^_^
Have a wonderful day <3
Ah yes, the King of Eregion and his 'counselor'. And thank you for the compliment <3 I'm so happy that so many people love my caranthir.
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