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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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had this dream where gamefreak introduced the new eeveelution but they ran out of time designing it so it was just a fucking huge version of eevee called Big Eevee

and to compensate for the lack of creativity they made it strong as fuck and all the competitive players hated it

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Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

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It’s N7Day where I am now, sooo 🥳🎉🥂 I hope you enjoy this joke from Duckman just as much as I do 🙃

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I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

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I’m gonna tear up the fucking dancefloor, dude, check it out.

OSCAR ISAAC and SONOYA MIZUNO in EX MACHINA (2014) dir. Alex Garland

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Please look at this absolutely fucking haunting photo @misdirectedhex sent me of her glow-in-the-dark tentacle dildo sitting on her bathroom counter.

This is PEAK ART

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im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

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Unmute

(via)

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Liquid cat

(via)

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Obsidian is a natural volcanic glass formed when lava high in silica cools quickly preventing crystal growth.

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“i’m heading to bed, goodnight ☺️”

me in bed: