Was outside in the rain collecting ingredients for cooking and got hit by lightning
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#When your Boyfriend Soulmate Best friend can’t hold his liquor!
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Old man at the inn: "And the fearsome Yiling Patriarch lives there. He sucks the bone marrow of corpses to enhance his demonic powers!"
Meanwhile, the Yiling Patriarch at the market: "Aw, this potato has sprouts! Can't you knock off the price a bit?"
Old man: "And who knows what his Ghost General is up to? A raised corpse that kills viciously!"
Meanwhile, the Ghost General on the streets: *timidly* "Radisheees... Buy your radishes here..."
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