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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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tea elements
green tea - water
rose rooibos - fire
lavender grey tea - earth
chamomile calendula - air
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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This was a big mis steak
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Oh yeah, by the way guys… I’M GOING TO BE WORKING AT DISNEYLAND 💖💖💖
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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summer soda.
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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he came for his entire life holy shit
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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reblog if bird
*picture of bird*
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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today i learned fish can be dicks
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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if you’ve ever taken a shower to muffle your sobs, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever eaten alone in a bathroom stall, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever used makeup to conceal evidence of pain, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever looked in a mirror and wanted to change what you saw, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever questioned your worth because of someone else, I’m sorry and I love you. you’re not alone, and you don’t deserve the hurt you’ve experienced. you are good enough—more than good enough. you and valid, you have meaning, and you are loved even when you don’t know it.
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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why didnt you call the cops or cps?
how about this: when i was 9 and my stepdad beat me until i passed out and i told my friends at school, my teacher over heard and i was interviewed by cps. they also went to my house when i was at school. when i got home, my step father was waiting on the couch, and told me who visited him that day. he told me if i ever snitched again he would beat me to within an inch of my life.
how about this: my mother locked me out of the house when i was 14 and when i cried so loud the neighbors called the cops, the cop told me i should have been respectful of my mother who was trying to sleep.
how about this. the demon you know is less scary than the demon you don’t.
children in abused households are raised to fear the idea of being taken away. children in abusive households see that help makes things worse.
dont you ever blame an abuse victim for not going to the authorities.
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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Sunday 🧡😊💛
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onetruelizardking · 7 years ago
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biggus dickus energy
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