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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you
but i raise you
living in water tower
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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
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Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures
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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at
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I'm going through user-made tilesets for an old DOS mahjong solitaire game and I found what's possibly the most evil one
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elf liberalism probably goes insane
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling
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A Review Of The Only Bagel Place In Minneapolis
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