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Stupid doaxter

(At a stakeout, in the car, its boring) Dexter: So… read any good blood spatter reports lately? Doakes: Shut the hell up before I spatter your blood on this wall. Dexter (internally): He really gets me.

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(in a realtionship)

During an argument Doakes: I don’t need you.

Dexter: Oh really? Then explain why you panic every time I don't text back within 20 minutes?

Doakes: ...I thought the FBI fucking got you.

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*Dexter brings Doakes coffee* Doakes: Did you poison this?

Dexter: Of course not. If I wanted to kill you, I’d do it with more finesse.

Doakes: ...You´re a weird freak. Fair enough *sips the coffee*

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(At a police briefing) Batista: This guy’s a sick, twisted freak who keeps trophies from his victims.

Dexter (whispering): Wow. Sounds awful. Who would do that.

Doakes (whispering back): You literally have blood slides from your victims.

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*Cuddling on the couch. Doakes sees Dexter looking through a magazine* Doakes: What are you looking at?

Dexter: Rope. Just... rope.

Doakes: For the boat or the body?

Dexter: Both. It's a versatile product.

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*Doakes accidentally uses Dexter’s kill knife to cut a sandwich* Dexter: That’s... that’s a designated blade.

Doakes: It cuts ham. It can cut victims. It’s called multitasking.

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*Dexter watching Doakes work out* Dexter (internally): God, I love him. He’s so angry. Like a sexy earthquake.

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*They both spot a suspicious guy at the crime scene* Dexter & Doakes (simultaneously): He's the killer.

*Both look at eachother*

Doakes: I call dibs fucker.

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gooning to superbat, superterrific and superlex at the same time I’ve the greed they talk about in bible

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smudged

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Bestest man goes through worstest day.

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i love making the same joke over and over

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they are best friends

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oh Jane Evan Wilson, the woman that you are...

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Spoiler filled yap under the cut

There were some aspects of this movie that were fun, but some of the writing just felt off. And I personally think it would have been so much better if they kept the "thunderbolts" as a team name. The new Avengers just feels wrong. It also would have been great if they gave sam an actual cameo instead of name dropping him and talking shit about something he has all rights to be mad at... and bucky just letting valentina get away with just calling them the new Avengers, knowing full well that's what sam was putting together.

Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to draw some more wholesome content so I won't be mad anymore...

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luca guadagnino was genuinely insane for this

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people will always love people

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portrait of god

(highly inspired by the short horror film of the same title by dylan clark on youtube)

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you will not replace me

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buckys only upset that john wasnt mortally wounded

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sometimes it’s like i recognize you, from before

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Nah sambucky aren’t in a divorce over the copyright issue they’re just sleeping facing away from each other and Bucky spent the first night at the tower because he’s petty like that’s it