onigfightson

[onigfightson]

The closest ive ever felt like i saw a monster was when i was inside a car while it was going through one of those drive through car washes. Big and loud. 9.6/10 spiritual experience

… with that said, what if you walked through the car wash with no car, just your physical and spiritual form against the beast.

I bet I could beat the beast. I’m gonna go fight it, just gotta find a car wash

[onigfightson]

Bonks you

Bonks you back

[onigfightson]

Your a bane to everyone’s existences

You should be stoned in the town square

NOBODY WOULD DARE TO!

[onigfightson]

Amazing

You should be stoned in the town square

NOBODY WOULD DARE TO!

[onigfightson]

That works too. I can still pelt him with them

You should be stoned in the town square

NOBODY WOULD DARE TO!

[onigfightson]

Give me some rocks, anon and I’ll do it

You should be stoned in the town square

NOBODY WOULD DARE TO!

[onigfightson]

Pls keep hating on him 🙏

I makes me genuinely happy

WHY AM I GETTING SO MANY HATE ASKS

[onigfightson]

Ew

Your disgusting what is this

Ewwwww ew ew gross piss man being homophobic

This reeks of privilege you fuck

DIGGUSSSTING

Pls go crawl and a hole and die that would make my pride just amazing

I have recently been made aware that this is the month dedicated to the lgbtq+ community. If I recall correctly, this means busy parades and blinding colours lining the streets. A month such like this is saddening to us straights -- it leaves us unseen, unacknowledged, and unrepresented in comparison.

If you feel this way, then worry not!

FELLOW HETEROSEXUALS, DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!

I, THE GREAT ROSHUUTO DOUZEN, see YOU! This month, every HETEROSEXUAL that enters my consulting office will get a 40% DISCOUNT on ALL KINDS OF EXORCISMS!

You certainly CAN'T get this kind of generous offer or inclusivity ANYWHERE ELSE!

STRAIGHT PEOPLE, CONSULT ME NOW!

[onigfightson]

FIGHT ON !!!

YAAAAA FIGHT ON!!!!

[onigfightson]

Steals your pompadour (eats it)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOIOIOOOOII

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR ME TO DO THAT??

[onigfightson]

Do you play video games? What types do you like? 🐀

I’ve play some.

I like some multi player shoot ones, some sandbox games are fun, I’ve been more into rogue-lite games recently though

[onigfightson]

Damnnnn dude, what hair gel do you use???

I don’t use hair gel, I use pomade. The one I use is oil based. It’s Reuzel pink pomade.

It’s hard to wash out but worth it.

Of course there are others you can try out as well and a whole market of different things to use.

[onigfightson]

Musashi and I are gonna hang out today.

Usually I would spend valentines with Mariko but… well we don’t really talk anymore since the how recorded incident

It was his idea so I’m guessing we’re gonna be doing more training.

[onigfightson]

Happy Valentines Day

[onigfightson]

evil gang 😈

I'm noticing the absurd concept of the "evil gang 😈" joke is spreading. I did not condone that. I find it rather irritating, actually.

[onigfightson]

Opinion on bugs?🐞

(You have ‘Boys will be bugs’ vibes /pos)

I like them. I have a deep hatred for ladybugs and their fucked cousins but that’s just cause we have beef

Almost all other bugs are cool though.

(Thank you?)

[onigfightson]

How’s hanging out with Musashi? Can you even reach to high five him?

… High five!!! ✋🏻

It’s uh been a lot of fun actually, he’s really a good dude. We’ve been working out a lot and even hanging outside of school.

I can high five him! I just gotta jump a little sometimes… but that’s only cause he raises his hand too high some of the time!

Hive five ✋