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onigori · 13 minutes
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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
cleaning or wipe your bare feet
breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
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onigori · 2 hours
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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
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onigori · 3 hours
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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.
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onigori · 5 hours
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I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet
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onigori · 19 hours
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onigori · 20 hours
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they hate me because i :3 no matter WHAT
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onigori · 21 hours
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i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby
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onigori · 22 hours
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youre not yaoiful at all
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onigori · 23 hours
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hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap
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onigori · 1 day
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Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.
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onigori · 1 day
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1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!
1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.
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onigori · 1 day
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no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan
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reblog this post ONLY if you're older than it, people born after july 27 2024 DNI
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onigori · 1 day
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This is revolutionary. Never again will we have a Chernobyl disaster or a Fukushima tragedy where old people literally sacrifice their remaining life in order to take care of the reactor. Every single one needs to adapt to this immediately
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onigori · 2 days
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Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.
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onigori · 2 days
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