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MEET THE MUN.

TAGGED BY ; STOLEN FROm @overx​

NAME ; Gemini. Hoshiguma / Kal’tist mun (due to how often I write the two). Even Gem. 

STAR SIGN ; ITS OBVIOUS. 

GENDER ; Male. Don’t worry about it. We gucci here. 

HEIGHT ; short enough to kick people in the knee caps. 

SEXUAL ORIENTATION ; Not in this house. I am MARRIED!!!!

FAVORITE COLOR ; Blues, greens, black, white, & red. 

TIME RIGHT NOW ; 11 pm at the time of this post. 

CURRENT LOCATION ; SOMEWHERE. 

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP ; 5-8 hours tops. Busy man is busy. 

NUMBER OF BLANKETS I SLEEP UNDER ; one. It’s thick so. 

FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ; All of my muses. LOOK, I am into the most fucked up characters like W, & Kal, to being into the weirdest ones out there. IE. SUZUKA, then you got characters like LONK WHO IS LIKE: *breaks your pots for money*, or Hoshiguma who is chill af then wants to break someone’s neck in half. I HAVE NO MERCY AT ALL, ON THIS DAY I WILL SHOW YOU MY PASSION. 

FAVORITE BOOK ; Call me basi.c, but the series of unfortunate events was my shit back in school. H.arry potter was decent. Unfortunately, it’s been a long time I picked up any books. 

FAVORITE ARTISTS/BANDS ; TOO MUCH TO NAME. NEXT. 

DREAM JOB ; Design artist most likely. Always been fond of drawing outfits. 

WHAT I'M WEARING ; PJS WITH BLANKETS. ITS FREEZING. 

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS ; @eternityhistoria​ is moi. Mainly centers around Kal’tist. 

DO YOU GET ASKS ON A DAILY BASIS ; Not really which thank goodness because so. many. asks. 

WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL ; oni(her race) guarded (act. to defend one from harm). LOOK SHE WAS GIVING ME MASSIVE BRAINROT

TAGGING ; @hallowleylines @nemophylla @macrcphylla​ go apeshit if you see this. 

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“I SARANGGGGG!!!! SILVERASH!!! & JESTER!!!!”

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“Seira-san, you do have a point about that...”

glances over to see the MOST THICCEST TAIL EVER.

LUNGS AT IT. 

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ike.a au. Hoshiguma WAS a manager at that place, only to be shafted into co-manager, & full time position by Ch’en, who fights with Swire on a daily basis. She’s the one who wants a transfer out. 

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ch’en muse: THIGHS FOR LIFE!!

Hoshiguma muse: BOOBS BOSS. MILKERS. 

prys myself off of my mumu so i can focus on hoshie. 

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“C’mon, boobs are the best!” 

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Hey do you like woman who can grab your head & crush it with rawass strength? Pinning you down against the floor, only to hear earth crack under her might? 

YOU SHOULD WIFE h-

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Unfortunately, this oni has no idea that there is ‘some idiot making racket about alternative selfs / ones’ but, what she does know is how to (attempt) to comfort. “Then take a deep breathe, & stay calm at ease mister. If they chose to make a big fuss, let them, but don’t let that get to you.” 

@oniguarded​ replied:

Hoshiguma opens her mouth, then closes her mouth. “O.”

“This shit’s given me a headache just thinkin’ ‘bout it.” Well, that and the part where some idiot has been making a huge fuss over an alternate self.

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“....Do I .... Bribe Jester?” 

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sweats. 

looking at her notepad....

She still owes Jester a damn apology...

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blinks blinks. 

“Alright Doctor.”

Silence. 

“But it won’t stop me from trying to wingoni someone.”

VICTORY! 

“I don’t think putting one caster && one guard together on a dangerous mission is a good idea.” 

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gigabrain thinks. 

Does Hoshiguma need to set up two operators together?

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“Judging us based on our HORNS!”

LASER EYES INCREASE. 

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“DOCTOR! I just saw you made out with Ch’en-san! In both PASSION & TRAINING!” 

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kicks door. 

sits down. 

judges aspirin. 

laser eyes. 

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squints. 

squints hard at Riptide. 

“Are. Are you planning to use a canon? Riptide-kun...”

Blasting far away. 

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cue one oni trying to control her laughter. again. 

LUNG wRATH? Ah, beautiful.