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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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Yeah men with long hair are hot but are you normal about culturally specific gender presentations. Like are you respectful about men with culturally significant hairstyles or do you just want to fuck them. Do you think of long hair as intrinsically feminine. Are you normal about men of color

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I, as a 26 year old adult in 2024, just had a nightmare about slenderman trying to get me. Come on.

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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By TheDreamGhoul

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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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that is fucked

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The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”

The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”

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Sometimes I think about the fact most other countries probably don’t have active shooter training videos for retail workers.

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i blacked out afor two hours and this was in my drawings folder

reblogs > likes :3

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I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.