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at first i thought your icon was a realistic rendering of an Alot. The shapes are similar
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The Prodigy鈥檚 hit song Smack My Tits Off
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The Prodigy鈥檚 hit song Smack My Tits Off
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T-shirt Idea
FRONT: I HAVE A GLOCK SO TAKE THE L AND SUCK MY GOCK
BACK: GOCK MEANS GIRLCOCK
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getting my jugular ripped out by a girl with sharp teeth Awa!!! This is like... an indirect kiss >_<
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Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries鈥
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Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries...
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Kebab shops will put a whole jalapeno in the salad like a bay leaf
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Waiter, waiter! A fine lobster dinner for me and... A tap waters for my ex-wife :)
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In a world where public bathrooms cost money to enter, pissing yourself is praxis.
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she explode my penuis till i-
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[ALERT] Your reputation with the asexual faction is critically low!
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Posting Tip Of The Day: Try using a variety of styles of humor to appeal to a wider audience!
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1 new message from Giant Centipede
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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread
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Tumblr keeps recommending a blog to me that has 5 posts, one of which is a reblog of my own post. I repeatedly say NOT INTERESTED but it keeps coming back. I think the only relation is it reblogged me, but that was a fucking year ago!!
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Accidentally walking into wet cement and just dying surrounded by maintenance workers like a bug in a glue trap
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Accidentally walking into wet cement and just dying surrounded by maintenance workers like a bug in a glue trap
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"Love yourself before loving others" I would not be capable of loving myself without the validation from others! Bitch!
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Totally embarrassing. You can鈥檛 get away with having Wallace tendencies.
I don鈥檛 do the 鈥渧elociraptor hands鈥 but sometimes I catch myself like this
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I don鈥檛 do the 鈥渧elociraptor hands鈥 but sometimes I catch myself like this
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