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at first i thought your icon was a realistic rendering of an Alot. The shapes are similar

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The Prodigy’s hit song Smack My Tits Off

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The Prodigy’s hit song Smack My Tits Off

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T-shirt Idea

FRONT: I HAVE A GLOCK SO TAKE THE L AND SUCK MY GOCK

BACK: GOCK MEANS GIRLCOCK

[onlinebeast]

getting my jugular ripped out by a girl with sharp teeth Awa!!! This is like... an indirect kiss >_<

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Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

[onlinebeast]

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries...

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Kebab shops will put a whole jalapeno in the salad like a bay leaf

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Waiter, waiter! A fine lobster dinner for me and... A tap waters for my ex-wife :)

[onlinebeast]

In a world where public bathrooms cost money to enter, pissing yourself is praxis.

[onlinebeast]

she explode my penuis till i-

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[ALERT] Your reputation with the asexual faction is critically low!

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Posting Tip Of The Day: Try using a variety of styles of humor to appeal to a wider audience!

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1 new message from Giant Centipede

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

[onlinebeast]

Tumblr keeps recommending a blog to me that has 5 posts, one of which is a reblog of my own post. I repeatedly say NOT INTERESTED but it keeps coming back. I think the only relation is it reblogged me, but that was a fucking year ago!!

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Accidentally walking into wet cement and just dying surrounded by maintenance workers like a bug in a glue trap

[onlinebeast]

Accidentally walking into wet cement and just dying surrounded by maintenance workers like a bug in a glue trap

[onlinebeast]

"Love yourself before loving others" I would not be capable of loving myself without the validation from others! Bitch!

[onlinebeast]

Totally embarrassing. You can’t get away with having Wallace tendencies.

I don’t do the “velociraptor hands” but sometimes I catch myself like this

[onlinebeast]

I don’t do the “velociraptor hands” but sometimes I catch myself like this