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I’m having one of the best tinder convos I’ve ever had

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But like, would he pick up my dry-cleaning and stuff? Because, I could use someone for that. 

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If you lose interest in someone, tell them. 

If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.

If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.

If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.

If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.

If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people. 

If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.

If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.

It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.

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How many times do I have to say no? What language do I need to speak for you to fucking grasp the concept of the word no? UGH, fuckboyism at its finest.

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GIRLS VS. GUYS - Swiping on Tinder...

GIRLS:

GUYS:

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My reaction to online dating lately...

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When people ask me if I’m single...

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I just realized he meant wrap your legs around him because I imagined a contortionist wrapping her entire body around someone.

Anyways, pickup lines only work if they’re genuinely funny and original, nice comeback though

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Sigh

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Guys: ladies do NOT want to hear about your dicks k?! 😒

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When I click on a really cute guy’s profile and it’s riddled with spelling errors...

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I’d rather swallow broken glass.

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Submission post! Nothing says “I’m a flaming bungwad” like the lightning fast transition from “marry me” to calling someone a bitch. This is like a test case in douchebaggery. 

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When I re-activate my dating accounts and see what my options are, I’m just like...

We’ve failed as a society.

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