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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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how it feel to abuse sleep meds

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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daily office routine

8AM-9AM: grieve

9AM-10AM: shit/vape

10AM-11AM: jerk off

11AM-12PM: respond to emails

12PM-5PM: practice smiling

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Humiliation Kink is a name you’d see in a family tree from 1640s Massachusetts

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Public Domain Chinese Floral Patterns

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