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This is the exact sort of passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I can get behind
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it
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Gatekeeping is so good and important
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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.
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My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.
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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent
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