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What people don't understand is that I'm a really easy person, bring me iced coffee of any sort, any price— even if its just 3in1 coffee with ice— and i would fall in love

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I'm shitting

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Imagine breaking down lmao couldn't be me

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School makes me worse lmao watch me break down multiple times before anything even happens

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Gonna ask my sleep paralysis demon to strangle me in my sleep

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Next attempt would be jumping off a building yall stay tuned

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Gonna kill myself ❤️❤️❤️

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The second hand embarrassment im feeling rn cannot be healthy

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I'm so scared of being predictable that it gets in the way of me being known

Like I want so badly to talk and to share and to get advice, but the thought of people being able to see right through me always stops me from doing that. That's also why I'll always be sticking with posting how I feel online instead of actually talking to people even though I know that there's a high chance they'll see it anyway

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The thing is I cant even call myself suicidal cuz all my attempts failed in such funny ways im convinced god just made me hilarious like that

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Mono block incident too

I can capitalize on all my accidents and misadventures for thropple but some of them are too specific

(Got slightly electrecuted after pulling out a key inside a socket)

(Fell from the the monkeybars and fell face first, busted my lips)

(Played on a downhill slope, slipped, had 3-inch scar for like 2 months and now a dark tan where it was)

(French fry incident)

(Running, slipped on the small raise of the floor, barely lived)

(Forgot water bottle had to run the pedestrian to retrieve it)

(My hat fell and I had to yell "stop the car!")

(Threw my ESP notebook at a cockroach and yelled "kapangyarihan ng diyos")

(Mono block incident)

(Trying to reach the shuttlecock and fell like a cartoon character)

(Chair-jaw incident)

Mga witness:

@rie-lly @eryllearchive @gusedookeguse

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Yaoi is so crazy

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SILENT SALT WILL BE A HANDSOME WOMAN.

SILENT SALT WILL BE A HANDSOME WOMAN.

SILENT SALT WILL BE A HANDSOME WOMAN.

SILENT SALT WILL BE A HANDSOME WOMAN.

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You're fucking driving me nuts

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Im so fucking insecure

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Look how adorable :((

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This just proves how much i actually hate conflicts and how much of a baby i am when it comes to misunderstandings this is the absolute worst